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Ind. Tony Stark 21+

[starkstateofmind]

Are tumblr selfies still a thing??

[jakeyllenhaal]

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UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

[jakeyllenhaal]

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

[theironman]

[totalparksandrec]

[tonystarking]

otp: eye-fucking olympics

[kangarudy-deactivated20240615]

Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.

[mtthewclrke-deactivated20150405]

That’s some real shit right there.

[starkstateofmind]

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"... Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[downeysgirl94]

The beginning of Captain America: Civil War lol the hand slap

[luvindowney]

#i remember when I watched this the first time#I was like#Chris calm down#my rdj is tiny

[arcreacted-archive-deactivated2]

(ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง

[thorvalkyrie-deactivated2018010]

[brandnewfashion]

#are they looking at each other wondering what a normal house looks like#people live in these things?#its so small#where’s the indoor bowling alley#where do you keep your air ships?? (via hackedmotionsensors)

[cvlwr]

Chris Evans behind the scenes of Captain America: The First Avenger

[starkstateofmind]

ladymalchav:

#opposite of rdj’s iron man high heels

[ladiieschoice-deactivated201605]

ok but a ‘your apartment is next to/above mine and i can hear you and your partner dancing and singing and the bed moving and you two laughing and talking in hushed tones and it won’t let me sleep so i bitch about it to you 24/7 and one day it stops and one day turns to one week and then months and i haven’t seen you smile in forever please let me in, i’ve been knocking for ten minutes’ au.

[alexsrpshit]

send ⛄ for a starter where our muses are trapped in the cold and need each others body heat to stay warm

[starkstateofmind]

alexs-rp-shit:

[starkstateofmind]

Me on a date: So, what do you think of Captain America?

Them: I dunno, he was kind of lame. Iron Man is way cooler.

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry but i have to-

Coulson, punching through wall: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

[scratchybeardsweetmouth]

[starkstateofmind]

the signs as hoes

art hoe: pisces, aries, virgo, aquarius

music hoe: cancer, taurus, libra, scorpio

poetry hoe: leo, capricorn, sagittarius

just a hoe: gemini

[bitchevans]

[starkstateofmind]

“So let’s talk about your son.”

[archivistsrock]

[starkstateofmind]

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