[starktechmemes]

𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

dialogue starters from you’ve got mail (1998). change wording/pronouns as needed.

" aren't you late? " " you think that machine is your friend, but it's not. " " you've got mail. " " can't i just give them money? " " isn't it the most beautiful day? " " don't you love new york in the fall? " " what's going on with you? " " you're in love. " " i'm just going to stand there till you tell me. " " i guess we should announce ourselves soon, tell people we're coming. " " they hate us in the beginning, but we get them in the end. " " who knows? why does anyone get married? " " i think you're a damn fool. " " i guess i've read pride & prejudice about a hundred times... " " have there been any wild parties lately? " " as you can see, no one here knows anything. " " the coup de foudre, i just had one.  i never believed in them but i just had one. " " i believe in this, i completely believe in this. " " but they don't provide any service, we do. " " i see one and my knees go weak. " " all you really do is this incredibly noble thing... " " what if they put us out of business? " " you're going to come back again, aren't you? " " oh, i'm not married.  but eventually... " " and i'm happy to report it is just crammed with tragedy. " " who the fuck do you think you are? " " it's a very good place to calm down. " " he went into h&h and bought a bagel with everything. " " you were spying on me, weren't you? " " next thing you'll be using twinkle lights. " " tell me something: how do you sleep at night? " " the neighborhood loves us. " " hey guys, we are not going to fold. " " new york at christmas is so loaded with all the things we used to do. " " the godfather is the sum of all wisdom. " " and the answer to your question is to go to the mattresses. " " i know you worry about being brave, this is your chance. " " i'd be glad to talk to the press if it's all right with you. " " cool it, i'm starting to break out in hives. " " holy shit, i am completely amazing. " " i'm just ruining a good thing. " " i always take a relationship to the next level, and if it works okay i take it to the next level after that, until i can finally get to the level where it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave. " " last night i went to meet you and you weren't there. " " it's not their fault.  the truth is, the world is just...different. " " they know nothing, they know absolutely nothing. " " and if you don't get your ass up here in two shakes and get us out- " " i keep thinking about my future.  what future?  what am i going to do? " " and now you turn up with flowers? " " i bought you flowers. " " you're sick.  sit down, please. " " sometimes a person just wants the impossible. " " then why don't you run off with him? " " but he didn't exactly answer, did he? " " how about coffee, drinks, dinner, a movie, for as long as we both shall live? " " the only fight we'd ever has is what video to rent on saturday night. "

[starktechmemes]

𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

starters from horror movie taglines.  contains some slightly nsfw themes, cw for death and blood.  change wording/pronouns/whatever as needed.

" sometimes dead is better. " " check in.  relax.  take a shower. " " when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. " " they're here. " " it knows what scares you. " " be afraid.  be very afraid. " " in space no one can hear you scream. " " the monster demands a mate! " " who will survive and what will be left of them? " " just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. " " if this one doesn't scare you, you're already dead. " " i warned you not to go out tonight. " " take the stairs.  take the stairs.  for god's sake, take the stairs! " " they will make cemeteries their cathedrals and the cities will be your tombs. " " it's cheaper than a chainsaw! " " it started in may in a small town.  and every month after that whenever the moon was full...it came back. " " ding dong.  you're dead. " " trapped in time.  surrounded by evil.  low on gas. " " everything you've heard is true. " " think you're alone?  think again. " " fear is a place. " " the dead walk...you run. " " how can you escape...if they can see everything? " " you must admit, you brought this on yourself. " " just because you're invited, doesn't mean you're welcome. " " it doesn't think.  it doesn't feel.  it doesn't give up. " " it's exactly what you think it is! " " they'll get you in the end! " " you don't want to be on his list. " " the man of your dreams is back! " " if you scream, you're dead. " " evil comes with strings attached. " " they won't stay dead! " " people of earth.  you're planet is about to be destroyed...we're terribly sorry for the inconvenience. " " she gives you that weird feeling! " " not everyone comes to watch the movie. " " the five people believed to have drowned here never made it past the sand. " " you don't get voted off this island. " " everyone has nightmares about the ugliest way to die. " " i was sucked in! " " it'll take your breath away.  all of it. " " the lucky ones died first. " " terror has no shape. " " digging in the cemetery can have grave consequences. " " don't dare look behind you! " " get out while you still can. " " love means never having to say you're ugly. " " warm blood isn't all they suck. " " when was the last time you were afraid?  really afraid? " " what a horrible way to die! "

[shellheadtm-a]

lyric starters from songs from the inimitable 1980s.  change wording/pronouns/whatever as needed

“ and talk is cheap when the story is good ” “ the tales grow taller on down the line ” “ you say you’re coming home but you won’t say when ” “ maybe together we can get somewhere ” “ but me myself i got nothing to prove ” “ and i got a plan to get us out of here ” “ we gotta make a decision ” “ we leave tonight or live and die this way ” “ welcome to your life ” “ when they go i’ll be right behind you ” “ one headline, why believe it ” “ everbody wants to rule the world ” “ where have all the good men gone ” “ i’m holding out for a hero ” “ it’s gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet ” “ i could swear there is someone, somewhere, watching me ” “ it’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you ” “ i know that i must do what’s right ” “ you’re moving into my heart and soul ” “ i won’t be walking on thin ice to get through the night ” “ you know she’s a little bit dangerous ” “ but i don’t know your name ” “ it’s crazy but i’m frightened by the sound of the telephone ” “ nobody’s gonna give you the benefit of the doubt ” “ nobody’s gonna give you a second chance ” “ i’ll build you a kingdom in that house on the hill ” “ oh, you begged me to keep you ” “ domination’s the name of the game, in bed or in life ” “ be gentle with me ” “ i’d never willingly do you harm ” “ it’s a question of lust ” “ it’s a question of trust ” “ independence is still important for us, though ” “ but you know that i’d rather be home ” “ i chose an eternity of this ” “ is it always like this ” “ never gonna give you up ” “ never gonna let you down ” “ never gonna run around and desert you ” “ i laughed in the mirror for hte first time in a year ” “ please let me sleep ” “ i can never say no to anyone but you ” “ i don’t know what i’m to say ” “ i’ll say it anyway ” “ say after me: it’s no better to be safe than sorry ” “ i’ll be gone in a day or two ” “ you’re all the things i’ve got to remember ” “ i’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you ” “ i’m gonna be the man who comes back home to you ” “ i’m gonna be the man who’s growing old with you ” “ but in my heart there is such a hurry for you ” “ don’t try to tell me you don’t love me anymore ” “ they tried to warn me you gotta have faith ” “ i don’t know which way to go ” “ how about some information, please ” “ do you really wanna love me forever ” “ is it gonna be you and me together ” “ you are so hard to read ” “ you play hide and seek with your true intentions ” “ ain’t it something how we lasted this long ” “ you and me, proving everyone wrong ” “ i don’t think we’ll ever get our differences patched ” “ we can take what was wrong and make it right ” “ you’re half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole ” “ i got my mind set on you ” “ but it’s gonna take money ” “ it’s gonna take patience and time ” “ you knew very well what was coming next ” “ i don’t owe you anything, no ” “ let them come to you ” “ but heaven knows i’m miserable now ” “ why do i give valuable time to people who don’t care if i live or die ” “ oh i know i’m unlovable, you don’t have to tell me ” “ i don’t have much in my life but take it - it’s yours ” “ message received, loud and clear ” “ if i seem a little strange that’s because i am ” “ that’s the terror of know what this world is about ” “ cause love’s such an old-fashioned word ” “ love dares you to care for people on the edge of the night ” “ love dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves ” “ and i’ve been putting out fires with gasoline ” “ just be still with me ” “ you wouldn’t believe what i’ve been through ”