Loving Mostly Dead Characters

im in so many fandoms so it's a mess here sorry

[fake-tweets]

[plasmas-arcade]

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

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World Heritage Post

[never-the-one-nathanrivier]

I've discovered that sentryagent/voidwalker gets much better when their sisters are bullying them

[mellpenscorner]

Bucky when his detachable arm detaches:

[never-the-one-nathanrivier]

This is the plot of Thunderbolts, trust me

[damecilantro]

[egotisticaleverything]

Adding onto the common HC I’ve been seeing of John being the group cook — he is DEFINITELY the “get the fuck out of my kitchen while I’m cooking” type of person, like you walk in to get a glass of water and he is like “fuck off no I WILL get you water do not DISTURB my cooking. Here. Now LEAVE.”

I like to think he’s mainly like that cuz he likes to solely focus on what he’s doing, and alot of the others end up commenting or asking too many questions — this kinda feeds into my undiagnosed OCD/Autism HC for John — and it’s just annoying and overwhelming. But not Bob. Bob is allowed to stay.

John has declared Bob can stay because he is — as John puts it — “a respectful spectator”. Which started as Bob sitting in the common area near the kitchen doing whatever while John cooked, then slowly migrating over to the opposite side of the kitchen island. Then that evolved into Bob randomly saying little tidbits of how his day was and then it ended with Bob just coming in to yap about whatever while John cooks while replying ever so often but mostly just letting him talk.

John now finds a strange sense of comfort in his rambling and everyone else is like “why can he stay and we can’t” and John is like “cuz he’s Bob and you’re not.” And Ava teases him RELENTLESSLY for it like — “oooh someone’s playing favourites” and John just tells her to fuck off cuz in all honesty, he IS playing favourites.

[belobutcooler]

Bobby is a little flustered

[starla9bells]

Aegon: sapnu puaS.

Aemond : ?

Jace: what language is that

Aegon: turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Aegon was removed from the groupchat*

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

SPOILERS Seriously still so sad about Geta and Caracalla

At least they are together now :( Charon will let them be together right like even if they do go to Hell, they'll be together? The Romans believes twins were one soul after all

Then in Hell Geta can shield and comfort his twin brother like in life

Poor sweet things must be so scared though, maybe they'll be taken somewhere better

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

Who actually TOPS

Emperor Geta tops because he's more dominant/bossy and Caracalla is baby

Emperor Caracalla tops because Geta is a lazy pillow princess

Emperor Geta tops because other than Caracalla he only beds women

Emperor Caracalla tops because he starts crying and throwing stuff if he can't

They both top and just watch the other with concubines

They both bottom double ended Roman marble phallus

Geta just watches Caracalla and other people hes into that

They're actually asexual and just cuddle in bed

Voting ended onDec 7, 2024

[teriyakighoulart]

Oooh, hello tiny Fandom. I went for ATJ and fell for our boy Dmitri. I can't wait to make some ART.

[somepallings]

OK SO Kraven the Hunter was not a very good movie, but not as bad as people are saying, and Fred Hechinger is not in it for FUCKING AGES, but when he does turn up he's Everything, absolutely Everything I could have wanted

They clearly were like we need the sweetest, loveliest, most lovable swooshy-haired manlet, we need him to get carried over-shoulder by goons, we need him to have the wettest eyes, the saddest little face, we need this audience ENTRANCED by his meow-meowness, get FRED HECHINGER. The entirety of the kidnapping situation I was SO invested, of COURSE you've got to get Dima back, have you SEEN HIM

So like if it hadn't been for that I would've found the movie quite tedious, but I was locked the fuck in

[millsdroid]

[willgrahamscock]

how many times did Will fantasize about getting pushed against this ladder for him to have a visceral reaction to Hannibal cornering him like this? slut, whore, harlot.

[epiales06]

The most relatable thing anyone has ever done, in my opinion, is Chris Nolan working SO HARD to squeeze Cillian Murphy into every Dark Knight film.

Like Batman Begins? He’s the secondary antagonist, he belongs there.

Dark Knight? Kinda makes sense that he’d pop up just to tie loose ends I guess but it doesn’t totally work…

Dark Knight Rises? He’s taken over the legal system??? What’s he doing there? Why’s he there? How did he even get into this position?? I mean yass queen slay girlboss but bro??? He has like 1 minute of screentime and within that minute he disses Bane IN FRONT OF HIM?? And there are NO CONSEQUENCES???????

[scarecrowismybabygirl]

How did he even get into this position?? We ALL know he’s Bane’s favorite girl and he’s not dissing him, just teasing him so he can rail him properly on his silly little desk once his shift’s over.