#incorrect hotd quotes

[verasilversound]

Alys, parenting Aemond: I’m sure your mother loved you most. Larys, parenting Aegon: Your mother hated you because you fucking suck.

[incorrect-targaryens]

hotd + tweets

oscar tully is fucking DONE

[simple-dorito]

Helaena: the dragon of old shall take a rider of surprise.

You: oh I wonder who that could be.

…

You: *on the back of Cannibal, hanging on for dear life* what the fuck! I am not equipped for this shit!

Cannibal: *is happy taking his tiny human for a fly over the entire realm, he looks pissed that’s just how his dragon face sits* my tiny human roars with ferocity! What a mighty roar! That’s my rider right there!

[shinydarksister]

Immediately doomed

[staranemonehotd]

Alicent: Aegon take this seriously! Your sister and her spawn will be here tomorrow. Aegon: *cleans his fingernails boredly* Alicent: Prince Jacaerys has already fooled the realm into thinking he's the perfect prince. Aegon: *perks up suddenly* ALicent, unaware: You cannot make yourself look a fool no better than a bastard pretender. You must be sober, you must be gracious, you must be poised. You will do this for me, Aegon. You will welcome your nephew with open arms and- Aegon: Open legs Alicent: WHY DO I EVEN TRY!?

[imasexypotato]

Aeron: Next time we meet, we’re enemies!

Davos, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[laufeysan]

Helaena: When I told you to bring something back from the beach I meant like a seashell or something!

Aegon, struggling to hold a seagull: Well you didn’t fucking say that!

[meemaw-vhagar]

Vermithor: This is my rider, Hugh the Hammer. I chose him because he was strong and courageous, and challenged me when all those who came before him failed.

Silverwing: This is Ulf I found him in the trash!