Squidward literally lives in a deluxe 3 floor loft
And he’s a cashier squidward must be on backpage selling ass
Spongebob’s crib got like ten rooms a library and a baby grand piano. Im starting to think the krusty krab was just a front.
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Squidward literally lives in a deluxe 3 floor loft
And he’s a cashier squidward must be on backpage selling ass
Spongebob’s crib got like ten rooms a library and a baby grand piano. Im starting to think the krusty krab was just a front.
So I got caught
I knew I shouldn't have tried and salvaged it when they were on to me. They gave me the chance to put my stuff back but I didn't take it and they made me open my purse before they called security and found their stuff and some of the stuff from pink that I had gotten away with. I had to return it all. They said they could've called the cops and I would've gotten a criminal record. I told them I'd never done that before and that I was desperate and acting out cuz of my parents' divorce and my dad's unemployment leading me to spend all my money from my job on supporting us at home. Most of that is true actually. I couldn't tell you if the tears were real or if my acting skills came running out after years of hiding. I'm still shaken but I'm just angry that I got caught and that I was stupid and didn't follow my instincts. So this is my last post here. That's it. I'm done. I know a lot of you have carried on after getting caught, but I can't. I'll be deleting this blog in about a week so you can get a chance to read this and know what happened and what caused me to delete.
Reblog this if you like girls 🌈👍
Omg GIVE. IT. UP yall many of us have worked in retail so you aren’t going to fool us with some bullshit about how stealing a makeup palette is going to result in the managers killing off all their employees and literally destroying their lives you know nothing boo!!!!!!!!!!
Woah, woah, woah...
You guys, what if people actually shoplifted all these items instead of buying them……
That would be so awful, guess you never can tell with those darn role playing blogs…
I wonder if people are actually NARUTO or just role playing as him…. Gosh, diddly darn… Dinkleberg…. (≖︿≖✿)
And it’s later! Here’s a drugstore haul from today!
Got2Be Beach Trippin’ $6.99 Batiste Dry Shampoo $9.99 Essie nail polish x3 $9.99 Loreal nail polish $6.99 Sally Hansen Xtreme nail polish $3.49 Sally Hansen complete salon nail polish $8.99 Covergirl nail polish $5.99 NYC nail polish $1.99 Nyx Matte Lip Cream $9.99 x4 Rimmel Eyeliner $7.99 x2 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous foundation $8.99 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous concealer $7.49 Revlon Nail polish $6.49 Loreal color infallible $10.99 Ardell individual lashes $8.49 Loreal BB Cream $17.99 Rimmel BB Cream $9.99 Melatonin $9.99 Crest 3D White 1 Hour Express $59.99 Crest 3D White Luxe $74.99 York peppermint patties $4.99
Total: $350.73 Total +tax: $403.34
The whitestrips were my Crown Jewels 😍 also almost $20 for a drugstore bb cream? As if, loreal, as if.
Dam!!! Lol!!
Which drugstore was this from?? I reallyyy want those white strips 😭
Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags
Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?
Yes but they didn’t actually commit any crimes.
Also this is archived so deleting won’t help you.
Loser.
No, but they are misogynistic and clearly have a skewed sense of crime levels. And who said I was deleting?
Bitch please. Does it look like I give a shit? Actions speak louder than words, dear.
INB4 INTERALIZZD MUH SOGGY KNEES! for going after the selfish spoiled brat who shoplifted over $4000 worth of merch and most likely cost a lot of people their jobs instead of the person who simply made a dumb comparison.
I also have the means to report this blog to the police, you know.
How does it feel being one of the most pathetic people I’ve talked to here?
Oh sweetie, you have nothing on me. Message me what you have, I’ll tell you just how wrong you are.
I’m not as stupid as you and I’m not helping you get away with it.
Ciao, bitch!
So you have nothing just like I said. Thanks for confirming that! ;)
Or maybe unlike you I’m smart enough not to blab about everything.
The only information I’ve given out about myself is that I lift things. And how exactly are you to know that I don’t actually just have receipts of those purchases but it’s more thrilling to pretend like I stole it instead? Please, just give me a tiny detail of something you know about me. I bet you won’t. That you’re hiding behind “being smarter than that” because you quite frankly ain’t got jack shit. Because I haven’t actually done jack shit.
Then prove it. Post the receipts. Also please answer this: if this was just a roleplay blog why did you make the extra effort of hiding your EXIF data?
Most of those got thrown out with the bags, if I even took them. I don’t generally keep my receipts. I’m not gonna claim makeup on my taxes so it’s just taking up space in my wallet. And I don’t go to any effort to hide my exif data, I just keep my gps services turned off on my camera.
Why not keep the ones from your next “haul?”
Sure, done deal!
And it’s later! Here’s a drugstore haul from today!
Got2Be Beach Trippin’ $6.99 Batiste Dry Shampoo $9.99 Essie nail polish x3 $9.99 Loreal nail polish $6.99 Sally Hansen Xtreme nail polish $3.49 Sally Hansen complete salon nail polish $8.99 Covergirl nail polish $5.99 NYC nail polish $1.99 Nyx Matte Lip Cream $9.99 x4 Rimmel Eyeliner $7.99 x2 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous foundation $8.99 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous concealer $7.49 Revlon Nail polish $6.49 Loreal color infallible $10.99 Ardell individual lashes $8.49 Loreal BB Cream $17.99 Rimmel BB Cream $9.99 Melatonin $9.99 Crest 3D White 1 Hour Express $59.99 Crest 3D White Luxe $74.99 York peppermint patties $4.99
Total: $350.73 Total +tax: $403.34
The whitestrips were my Crown Jewels 😍 also almost $20 for a drugstore bb cream? As if, loreal, as if.
Dam!!! Lol!!
Which drugstore was this from?? I reallyyy want those white strips 😭
Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags
Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?
Yes but they didn’t actually commit any crimes.
Also this is archived so deleting won’t help you.
Loser.
No, but they are misogynistic and clearly have a skewed sense of crime levels. And who said I was deleting?
Bitch please. Does it look like I give a shit? Actions speak louder than words, dear.
INB4 INTERALIZZD MUH SOGGY KNEES! for going after the selfish spoiled brat who shoplifted over $4000 worth of merch and most likely cost a lot of people their jobs instead of the person who simply made a dumb comparison.
I also have the means to report this blog to the police, you know.
How does it feel being one of the most pathetic people I’ve talked to here?
Oh sweetie, you have nothing on me. Message me what you have, I’ll tell you just how wrong you are.
I’m not as stupid as you and I’m not helping you get away with it.
Ciao, bitch!
So you have nothing just like I said. Thanks for confirming that! ;)
Or maybe unlike you I’m smart enough not to blab about everything.
The only information I’ve given out about myself is that I lift things. And how exactly are you to know that I don’t actually just have receipts of those purchases but it’s more thrilling to pretend like I stole it instead? Please, just give me a tiny detail of something you know about me. I bet you won’t. That you’re hiding behind “being smarter than that” because you quite frankly ain’t got jack shit. Because I haven’t actually done jack shit.
Then prove it. Post the receipts. Also please answer this: if this was just a roleplay blog why did you make the extra effort of hiding your EXIF data?
Most of those got thrown out with the bags, if I even took them. I don't generally keep my receipts. I'm not gonna claim makeup on my taxes so it's just taking up space in my wallet. And I don't go to any effort to hide my exif data, I just keep my gps services turned off on my camera.
And it’s later! Here’s a drugstore haul from today!
Got2Be Beach Trippin’ $6.99 Batiste Dry Shampoo $9.99 Essie nail polish x3 $9.99 Loreal nail polish $6.99 Sally Hansen Xtreme nail polish $3.49 Sally Hansen complete salon nail polish $8.99 Covergirl nail polish $5.99 NYC nail polish $1.99 Nyx Matte Lip Cream $9.99 x4 Rimmel Eyeliner $7.99 x2 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous foundation $8.99 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous concealer $7.49 Revlon Nail polish $6.49 Loreal color infallible $10.99 Ardell individual lashes $8.49 Loreal BB Cream $17.99 Rimmel BB Cream $9.99 Melatonin $9.99 Crest 3D White 1 Hour Express $59.99 Crest 3D White Luxe $74.99 York peppermint patties $4.99
Total: $350.73 Total +tax: $403.34
The whitestrips were my Crown Jewels 😍 also almost $20 for a drugstore bb cream? As if, loreal, as if.
Dam!!! Lol!!
Which drugstore was this from?? I reallyyy want those white strips 😭
Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags
Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?
Yes but they didn’t actually commit any crimes.
Also this is archived so deleting won’t help you.
Loser.
No, but they are misogynistic and clearly have a skewed sense of crime levels. And who said I was deleting?
Bitch please. Does it look like I give a shit? Actions speak louder than words, dear.
INB4 INTERALIZZD MUH SOGGY KNEES! for going after the selfish spoiled brat who shoplifted over $4000 worth of merch and most likely cost a lot of people their jobs instead of the person who simply made a dumb comparison.
I also have the means to report this blog to the police, you know.
How does it feel being one of the most pathetic people I’ve talked to here?
Oh sweetie, you have nothing on me. Message me what you have, I’ll tell you just how wrong you are.
I’m not as stupid as you and I’m not helping you get away with it.
Ciao, bitch!
So you have nothing just like I said. Thanks for confirming that! ;)
Or maybe unlike you I’m smart enough not to blab about everything.
The only information I've given out about myself is that I lift things. And how exactly are you to know that I don't actually just have receipts of those purchases but it's more thrilling to pretend like I stole it instead? Please, just give me a tiny detail of something you know about me. I bet you won't. That you're hiding behind "being smarter than that" because you quite frankly ain't got jack shit. Because I haven't actually done jack shit.
And it’s later! Here’s a drugstore haul from today!
Got2Be Beach Trippin’ $6.99 Batiste Dry Shampoo $9.99 Essie nail polish x3 $9.99 Loreal nail polish $6.99 Sally Hansen Xtreme nail polish $3.49 Sally Hansen complete salon nail polish $8.99 Covergirl nail polish $5.99 NYC nail polish $1.99 Nyx Matte Lip Cream $9.99 x4 Rimmel Eyeliner $7.99 x2 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous foundation $8.99 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous concealer $7.49 Revlon Nail polish $6.49 Loreal color infallible $10.99 Ardell individual lashes $8.49 Loreal BB Cream $17.99 Rimmel BB Cream $9.99 Melatonin $9.99 Crest 3D White 1 Hour Express $59.99 Crest 3D White Luxe $74.99 York peppermint patties $4.99
Total: $350.73 Total +tax: $403.34
The whitestrips were my Crown Jewels 😍 also almost $20 for a drugstore bb cream? As if, loreal, as if.
Dam!!! Lol!!
Which drugstore was this from?? I reallyyy want those white strips 😭
Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags
Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?
Yes but they didn’t actually commit any crimes.
Also this is archived so deleting won’t help you.
Loser.
No, but they are misogynistic and clearly have a skewed sense of crime levels. And who said I was deleting?
Bitch please. Does it look like I give a shit? Actions speak louder than words, dear.
INB4 INTERALIZZD MUH SOGGY KNEES! for going after the selfish spoiled brat who shoplifted over $4000 worth of merch and most likely cost a lot of people their jobs instead of the person who simply made a dumb comparison.
I also have the means to report this blog to the police, you know.
How does it feel being one of the most pathetic people I’ve talked to here?
Oh sweetie, you have nothing on me. Message me what you have, I’ll tell you just how wrong you are.
I’m not as stupid as you and I’m not helping you get away with it.
Ciao, bitch!
So you have nothing just like I said. Thanks for confirming that! ;)
And it’s later! Here’s a drugstore haul from today!
Got2Be Beach Trippin’ $6.99 Batiste Dry Shampoo $9.99 Essie nail polish x3 $9.99 Loreal nail polish $6.99 Sally Hansen Xtreme nail polish $3.49 Sally Hansen complete salon nail polish $8.99 Covergirl nail polish $5.99 NYC nail polish $1.99 Nyx Matte Lip Cream $9.99 x4 Rimmel Eyeliner $7.99 x2 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous foundation $8.99 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous concealer $7.49 Revlon Nail polish $6.49 Loreal color infallible $10.99 Ardell individual lashes $8.49 Loreal BB Cream $17.99 Rimmel BB Cream $9.99 Melatonin $9.99 Crest 3D White 1 Hour Express $59.99 Crest 3D White Luxe $74.99 York peppermint patties $4.99
Total: $350.73 Total +tax: $403.34
The whitestrips were my Crown Jewels 😍 also almost $20 for a drugstore bb cream? As if, loreal, as if.
Dam!!! Lol!!
Which drugstore was this from?? I reallyyy want those white strips 😭
Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags
Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?
Yes but they didn’t actually commit any crimes.
Also this is archived so deleting won’t help you.
Loser.
No, but they are misogynistic and clearly have a skewed sense of crime levels. And who said I was deleting?
Bitch please. Does it look like I give a shit? Actions speak louder than words, dear.
INB4 INTERALIZZD MUH SOGGY KNEES! for going after the selfish spoiled brat who shoplifted over $4000 worth of merch and most likely cost a lot of people their jobs instead of the person who simply made a dumb comparison.
I also have the means to report this blog to the police, you know.
How does it feel being one of the most pathetic people I’ve talked to here?
Oh sweetie, you have nothing on me. Message me what you have, I'll tell you just how wrong you are.
And it’s later! Here’s a drugstore haul from today!
Got2Be Beach Trippin’ $6.99 Batiste Dry Shampoo $9.99 Essie nail polish x3 $9.99 Loreal nail polish $6.99 Sally Hansen Xtreme nail polish $3.49 Sally Hansen complete salon nail polish $8.99 Covergirl nail polish $5.99 NYC nail polish $1.99 Nyx Matte Lip Cream $9.99 x4 Rimmel Eyeliner $7.99 x2 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous foundation $8.99 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous concealer $7.49 Revlon Nail polish $6.49 Loreal color infallible $10.99 Ardell individual lashes $8.49 Loreal BB Cream $17.99 Rimmel BB Cream $9.99 Melatonin $9.99 Crest 3D White 1 Hour Express $59.99 Crest 3D White Luxe $74.99 York peppermint patties $4.99
Total: $350.73 Total +tax: $403.34
The whitestrips were my Crown Jewels 😍 also almost $20 for a drugstore bb cream? As if, loreal, as if.
Dam!!! Lol!!
Which drugstore was this from?? I reallyyy want those white strips 😭
Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags
Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?
Yes but they didn’t actually commit any crimes.
Also this is archived so deleting won’t help you.
Loser.
No, but they are misogynistic and clearly have a skewed sense of crime levels. And who said I was deleting?
And it’s later! Here’s a drugstore haul from today!
Got2Be Beach Trippin’ $6.99 Batiste Dry Shampoo $9.99 Essie nail polish x3 $9.99 Loreal nail polish $6.99 Sally Hansen Xtreme nail polish $3.49 Sally Hansen complete salon nail polish $8.99 Covergirl nail polish $5.99 NYC nail polish $1.99 Nyx Matte Lip Cream $9.99 x4 Rimmel Eyeliner $7.99 x2 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous foundation $8.99 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous concealer $7.49 Revlon Nail polish $6.49 Loreal color infallible $10.99 Ardell individual lashes $8.49 Loreal BB Cream $17.99 Rimmel BB Cream $9.99 Melatonin $9.99 Crest 3D White 1 Hour Express $59.99 Crest 3D White Luxe $74.99 York peppermint patties $4.99
Total: $350.73 Total +tax: $403.34
The whitestrips were my Crown Jewels 😍 also almost $20 for a drugstore bb cream? As if, loreal, as if.
Dam!!! Lol!!
Which drugstore was this from?? I reallyyy want those white strips 😭
Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags
Woah, ok, so you’re comparing women to material objects? Who’s really the messed up, evil person here?
Nah, i love my mother,sister and friends, im comparing lowlifes like you to material objects. :) have fun in jail
Oh honey, just the females you know doesn't mean much. It means you've got an emotional connection to them and that's the only reason you view them as people. And I'm not going to jail. What are you gonna do? Call the FBI and tell them I'm posting pictures of my purchases and claiming they're stolen because this community is all role play and I'm into that? Good luck contacting them and having them look into me. I think they're a little busy catching murderers and rapists and serial killers and such to bother with a "petty thief" who isn't even actually stealing. And don't you dare jack my posts and compare what I'm pretending to do with selling girls, minors, on the street!
And it’s later! Here’s a drugstore haul from today!
Got2Be Beach Trippin’ $6.99 Batiste Dry Shampoo $9.99 Essie nail polish x3 $9.99 Loreal nail polish $6.99 Sally Hansen Xtreme nail polish $3.49 Sally Hansen complete salon nail polish $8.99 Covergirl nail polish $5.99 NYC nail polish $1.99 Nyx Matte Lip Cream $9.99 x4 Rimmel Eyeliner $7.99 x2 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous foundation $8.99 Covergirl Ready Set Gorgeous concealer $7.49 Revlon Nail polish $6.49 Loreal color infallible $10.99 Ardell individual lashes $8.49 Loreal BB Cream $17.99 Rimmel BB Cream $9.99 Melatonin $9.99 Crest 3D White 1 Hour Express $59.99 Crest 3D White Luxe $74.99 York peppermint patties $4.99
Total: $350.73 Total +tax: $403.34
The whitestrips were my Crown Jewels 😍 also almost $20 for a drugstore bb cream? As if, loreal, as if.
Dam!!! Lol!!
Which drugstore was this from?? I reallyyy want those white strips 😭
Are you fucking kidding me. I thought ive seen everything but i guess people who have nothing better to do than steal shit have tumblrs now. Omfg. Might as well start selling girls on the black market next scumbags
Woah, ok, so you're comparing women to material objects? Who's really the messed up, evil person here?
How low do you have to stoop to actually consider shoplifting a hobby and include yourself in the "shoplifting community"
I don't consider it a hobby.
You do realize that there are people who get fired because of shoplifters, right? Many big brand stores do inventory counts to make sure that nothing was stolen, and when they find that stuff is missing they fire employees who did nothing wrong. Most of the people who work at stores you shoplift have children to feed and bills to pay. Can you really shoplift knowing that you could be the reason why a bunch of people are on the edge of homelessness and poverty?
I've actually worked in retail and they have a budget for shrink, otherwise known as money lost from stolen items. You don't get fired if things get stolen. That would only happen in small mom and pop stores that no real lifter would go into. I do my research before I lift. How about you do yours before you bitch?
How did u lift the whitening kit ?
I broke the RFID sticker at the bottom to disrupt the signal and stuck it in my bag. It was a lowkey drugstore with like three employees there when I went and zero cameras.
you're fucking trash, i hope at some point in your life somebody steals valuables from you, the value of which is equal to double what you've stolen from other people.
Aw thanks, you're so sweet to think of me and spend time writing me! Keep in touch, 'kay? :* :* <3 <3