Starlight’s Reblog Blog

Where I put the posts I reblog so I can make original posts on my main blog See @starlight788

[medievaljournalist]

be careful, this necromancer is skilled with illusion magic so even though all the skeletal minions are wearing cute outfits they're actually minmaxed as fuck

[nerunodaisuki]

[hardcoreparkour]

Me: Oh I don't hunt for meat, I hunt for sport.

Nephew: Uncle Vai, that's awful!...

Me: ShhhZZZZSHHHH!! *Quiet!*... I think I heard a baseball

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[dragongirlsweetie]

my credit card number is 3 because i got in on the ground floor #investing #grindset

[contemptible-scoundrel]

CURATEDTUMBLR-POISONED PRINCESSGIRL: it's actually punk to be of noble blood

INDIE DEVELOPER: check out my new game that takes place in a dimly lit megastructure. the title is one word and the graphics are black and white (except for blood) and look like tv static

POISONOUS MIASMA: *encroaches*

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[stardark699]

@shinypenguinpizza

[gondwana]

How it feels to say Hi

[maximusfrancescodecruralegman]

guess what

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[official-kircheis]

[9cl]

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

[hikikomoricomplex]

I see we’ve reached the “blame your failures on communist subterfuge” phase of the AI business plan

[hikikomoricomplex]

The AI business plan, for reference:

1. Promise everything.

2. Piss off everyone.

3. Deliver nothing.

4. Blame asians?

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[twynksdisease]

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[devilishdescent]

nngh... why do my pronouns hurt?

because youve never used them before.

[xteacupx]

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.