Fregula Risotto-style, with Lobster, Red Pepper, Lemon Cream, and Tarragon
1/3 cup onion, finely diced
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¾ pound lobster meat, coarsely chopped
1. Pour the cream into a saucepan and imagine within your sight the warmth of the sun on a spring day. Will it before you into being, and in releasing your inner power, add the lemon halves and reduce heat to a simmer. Watch over your creation with love and patience, and when that time comes, remove from heat.
2. A rolling stone cannot be stopped when put into motion, and so you must perform unto the oil and onion as you did unto the cream and lemon, as seeking balance in your actions will bring balance to your spirit. As the onion reveals its nature, growing pale and sheer as the moon waxing over lost love the night sky LOST LOVE the night sky CLOW NEVER PUTTING OUT (Yuuko please be mature), add the fregula and toast for one minute. Add the wine, and then when the wine has risen into the air and assumed new life as vapors soon to be released to the wind, begin to add the water. Continue adding water until absorbed and pasta is tender.
3. Stand the butter aside, alone, and let it feel the experiences of the cream and lemon and of the oil and onion – for it cannot be with them, no matter how painful its yearning, until that time comes. It shall find new connections, new relationships, in the peppers and tarragon, which shall undergo a transformation of their own on the path of their journey.
4. Add the remaining butter, cheese, salt, and pepper to the fregula.
Wait, isn’t that too obvious? It’s too obvious.
We should give them a break once in a while, right?
But they have to work for it. It’s the price they have to pay for this recipe.
4. Humans have connections with each other and the world. Each of us wears a mask each day of our lives, changing it to suit the whims of others. But how often do we think of our own whims? Look, look into the black, non-stick sphere of potentiality before you. See the fruits of your labors – see the fregula of hitsuzen, waiting for you to choose your fate. What will you do? It is up to you to decide.
5. Add the lobster and lemon cream to the peppers, cook, then add to the fregula in a serving bowl. Like, seriously, you want more life advice? Go invest in land or something. I don’t care. Clow out.