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@starlightsymphonia
Ilya Kaminsky, I Ask That I Do Not Die
qimir: would you ever consider (letting me fuck you rough & love you tender)? osha: nah bro qimir: osha: qimir: *moves closer so that she can feel the heat radiating off his enormous biceps* qimir: last chance osha: well we BOTH know that's a lie
Headbutting lightsabers is peak unhinged behaviour š and I love it
wild that qimir/the stranger serves both cottagecore, with his cozy little cave & his crockpot & his DIY welding crafts, & carnagecore, with his wholesale slaughter of seven out of eight jedi
not osha waking up & going outside & trailing qimir/the stranger around the island like she's steve irwin stalking a crocodile in its natural habitat. i like to think in another timeline she never takes the saber, she scuttles off to another part of the island & skulks about waiting for a Time to Strike
& qimir/the stranger patiently pretends not see her glaring at him from around a boulder & always "accidentally drops" food outside for her
eventually the food stashes get closer & closer to the cave. he's luring her in like an alley cat. she hisses when he gets too close. do you see my vision
I just really donāt think there anything funnier than the difference between
Palpatine spending years cultivating a public persona. Building a relationship with young Anakin, and making him look up to him as a positive figure, while secretly be slowly manipulating him. And by the time the truth came out Anakin was too loyal to his mentor to rebel against it.
Vs.
Qimir just straight up kidnapping Osha upon second meeting, bringing her to an unknown planet, and going āyeah youāre my Sith apprentice now!!!ā And immediately showing her his dick.
i can't get over the acolyte's Big Bad just being a guy living alone in a cave, showering Sometimes & making soup Always
like... my man qimir/ the stranger hasn't got an army. he hasn't got a fortress. bro's really just out here hustling for a single pupil, handing out pamphlets at galactic gas stations that read:
"Man seeking intern, should have at least cursory interest in being Diabolical & Hot. Smokers okay. Internship unpaid but room (cave) & board (soup) covered. Coursework vibes-based & not Jedi-accredited."
heās getting flashbacks
āThe Dark side has a gym.ā
I think the shock and brutality of the smash cut to Jecki (and Yord) dead in the jungle is meant to jumpscare us out of being too enraptured with Qimir or lulled into the āIām just a guy who is making soupā routine. He is seducing the audience at the same time as Osha, so lest you forget, here are Jecki and Yord abandoned and covered in flies.
if sith why goofball
All criticisms of The Acolyte are invalid because evil Manny Jacinto is hot.
A Yord moment
mother aniseya design is so cool