The Pines Assassins

Indie Mabel and Mason Pines from a Gravity Falls Steampunk AU. M!A: None Side blog to candace-lynn-not-flynn WORK IN PROGRESS

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ANNOUNCEMENT/PSA

I am re-hauling this blog! This is going to be a meme hub for my RP blogs instead of a personal. I AM NOT DELETING OLD POSTS CAUSE THAT WOULD BE A LOT MORE WORK THAN I WANNA GO THROUGH. But I am changing my URL and moving it to an old secondary account. I am doing a mass unfollow here and a mass refollow on my other account of all non-RP and inactive blogs. If I unfollow you and we’re currently working on RPs together LET ME KNOW. I am not going to intentionally unfollow you. I just REALLY need to streamline my RP experience here.

This has been a PSA.

[starliightandpiinetrees]

((Starter with @rando-the-band-boy Will have their Bill @steameddorito in here too.))

Steam looked over at the two standing there, waiting his instruction. He’d called them in a few minutes prior, although he might not need them, persay. 

“I’ve changed my mind about your assistance. But do wait there, just in case I change my mind again.”

He had originally wanted them to retrieve one of his counterparts’ Pyronica, but he did already have permission to summon her whenever he needed her, so why send the Twins for something like that?

Mabel and Mason looked like they were very done with their Bill. Though they’d never voice their opposition out loud. Not that Steam didn’t likely know how they felt already. They knew he didn’t care at all.

Steam snapped his fingers and in a puff of smoke appeared…

Not Pyronica. Who was this skeleton?

[rando-the-band-boy]

“Set’s looking great guys keep it up” “Razor, don’t bust the new strings kay” The new venue was starting to get set up, the practice that they had just done for sound testing sounded great. The patreons of the place would enjoy it and hopefully wouldn’t start shit again with any of his crew. Rando supervising as usual making sure if he did a stunt that nothing would be damaged in the process or after. Yelling out to his crew that he was on his way out, didn’t notice a bit of cabling that still needed to be taped down. Not seeing that he was headed straight for em’, tripped over the cables, falling face first on the floor. “Guy’s try and tape this section of wire down, we don’t need anyone breaking their skull like I almost did kay?”

Grabing his skull he slowly gets up, what he sees isn’t the venue that him and his mates were setting up, but a pair of shoes worn by a human in a weird tux combined with a top hat. “Fucking great… look Human the set isn’t up yet, and the place doesn’t open for a good two more weeks; we dont want anyone to get hurt or in the way, so go back to the prom or convention you just came from alright?” A bored look on his face, not wanting any shit till after the show had passed.

[starliightandpiinetrees]

Mabel and Mason tried to lean to get a better look at the being that appeared next to Steam. They were certain, by the look on their master’s face, that this wasn’t who he’d intended to summon at all.

One glowing, slitted eye narrowed at the skeleton. “I think you are mistaken, child. You’re in my world now.” He used a sleek, black cane adorned with a crystal pyramid to motion around them. “And on my ship.”

He stepped closer to the other and leaned down to get a better look over him. “You’re commenting on my fashion choices being fancy when you look like a gilded cherry.”

Mabel could help but snirk at Steam’s comment. Though she quickly stood back at attention and went silent as a sharp glare was sent her way.

[rando-the-band-boy]

That reply was like accepting a friendly insult fight to this skeleton asshole. “I might be a bit on the short side, but I ain’t no baby bones, cyclops”, standing up fully now and dusting himself. “Oh hehe poking at me, fine I’ll poke right back mr. ‘Fancy Shoes’.

With a face that looked like he was gonna have both, a good time with this and a bad time with the aftermath result; he put one of his hands on his hip and the other pointing up and down at Steam, his thoughts coming out not caring if they were considered vulgar or not. "If im a cherry, at least I’d be something that is pleasing to put in someones mouth.” “And the 1850’s telegraphed, they want their clothes back they didn’t mean to put them on a cactus such as your self ya fucking stabby ass prick.” “Also whats with the kids over there, you’re their old man or something, cuz if ya ain’t that is some fucked up shit right there.”

[starliightandpiinetrees]

Oh if the skeleton only knew what he was talking about.

The twins backed away slowly in the midst of Steam grinning the whole time he was being insulted.

"You're a child compared to my ancient greatness, kid. Better get used to the term." He was actually enjoying this vulgar creature.

"You do realize you dress like a male flapper, correct?" Though he couldn't help but laugh at the cactus comment. "I might have barbs, but at least I have more meat on my bones to please than you~"

"Who them?" He looked over at the twins and back. "They made a deal with me~ They're mine."

[starliightandpiinetrees]

((Starter with @rando-the-band-boy Will have their Bill @steameddorito in here too.))

Steam looked over at the two standing there, waiting his instruction. He’d called them in a few minutes prior, although he might not need them, persay. 

“I’ve changed my mind about your assistance. But do wait there, just in case I change my mind again.”

He had originally wanted them to retrieve one of his counterparts’ Pyronica, but he did already have permission to summon her whenever he needed her, so why send the Twins for something like that?

Mabel and Mason looked like they were very done with their Bill. Though they’d never voice their opposition out loud. Not that Steam didn’t likely know how they felt already. They knew he didn’t care at all.

Steam snapped his fingers and in a puff of smoke appeared…

Not Pyronica. Who was this skeleton?

[rando-the-band-boy]

“Set’s looking great guys keep it up” “Razor, don’t bust the new strings kay” The new venue was starting to get set up, the practice that they had just done for sound testing sounded great. The patreons of the place would enjoy it and hopefully wouldn’t start shit again with any of his crew. Rando supervising as usual making sure if he did a stunt that nothing would be damaged in the process or after. Yelling out to his crew that he was on his way out, didn’t notice a bit of cabling that still needed to be taped down. Not seeing that he was headed straight for em’, tripped over the cables, falling face first on the floor. “Guy’s try and tape this section of wire down, we don’t need anyone breaking their skull like I almost did kay?”

Grabing his skull he slowly gets up, what he sees isn’t the venue that him and his mates were setting up, but a pair of shoes worn by a human in a weird tux combined with a top hat. “Fucking great… look Human the set isn’t up yet, and the place doesn’t open for a good two more weeks; we dont want anyone to get hurt or in the way, so go back to the prom or convention you just came from alright?” A bored look on his face, not wanting any shit till after the show had passed.

[starliightandpiinetrees]

Mabel and Mason tried to lean to get a better look at the being that appeared next to Steam. They were certain, by the look on their master’s face, that this wasn’t who he’d intended to summon at all.

One glowing, slitted eye narrowed at the skeleton. “I think you are mistaken, child. You’re in my world now.” He used a sleek, black cane adorned with a crystal pyramid to motion around them. “And on my ship.”

He stepped closer to the other and leaned down to get a better look over him. “You’re commenting on my fashion choices being fancy when you look like a gilded cherry.”

Mabel could help but snirk at Steam’s comment. Though she quickly stood back at attention and went silent as a sharp glare was sent her way.

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[starliightandpiinetrees]

((Starter with @rando-the-band-boy Will have their Bill @steameddorito in here too.))

Steam looked over at the two standing there, waiting his instruction. He’d called them in a few minutes prior, although he might not need them, persay. 

“I’ve changed my mind about your assistance. But do wait there, just in case I change my mind again.”

He had originally wanted them to retrieve one of his counterparts’ Pyronica, but he did already have permission to summon her whenever he needed her, so why send the Twins for something like that?

Mabel and Mason looked like they were very done with their Bill. Though they’d never voice their opposition out loud. Not that Steam didn’t likely know how they felt already. They knew he didn’t care at all.

Steam snapped his fingers and in a puff of smoke appeared...

Not Pyronica. Who was this skeleton?

[involuntaryorange]

Sweaters my grandmother knitted in the 80s and early 90s

As I mentioned earlier, my grandmother was a prolific knitter, and when my brother and I were children she knit us many sweaters. My parents recently unearthed several boxes of sweaters, and I’ve taken the time to document some of the most “interesting” ones before they’re sent to Goodwill.

First let’s start with my brother’s sweaters, and this relatively inoffensive dinosaur one:

As I mentioned in a previous post, she was slightly colorblind.

Which accounts for this eye-searing pattern:

Nothing is more eighties than lasers.

Now let’s move on to my sweaters. You’ve already seen this masterpiece:

This one is actually pretty cute:

I wore this sweater all the time in the early nineties paired with stirrup pants:

This cat is staring into my very soul.

And this cat is helpfully captioned.

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Or send me (◯Δ◯∥) for my muse’s reaction to yours falling out of the portal

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[starliightandpiinetrees]

the-country-of-the-mad:

The younger of his set of twins eyes widened as he realized what this meant. “I’m- Not going to ask whats going on in your world.” He murmured softly.

“Do you want to meet my Mabel? I think she’s dressing up Waddles again. She got him a dress.” He offered this, to distract from the intense emotions going on at the moment;

“Best not.” Came a murmur in return.

“Really?!” Mable instantly brightened up once again. “I miss dressing him up so much!” She began to hurry towards the Mystery Shack.

Before the question could arise, Mason put any worry to rest. “He’s too big for her to dress up now.”

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“What the fuck, man?” “Alright, that’s fair.” “Not again…” “Do you want this back, or can I keep it?” “I live free of shame.” “Worst assassination ever.” “I’ll still shame you.” “I’m not a tyrant.” “Thanks.” “Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!” “I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.” “Yeah, well, jokes on you! I’m keeping this! That’s right. A free sword for me.” “Et tu, [Name]?” “Careful, don’t lose your arm in there.” “Curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!” “For fuck’s sake, this was my favorite shirt!” “At least stab me in the back! God, you’re a fucking amateur.” “Why though?” “The last guy that stabbed me became my wife/husband.” “I didn’t agree to this.” “No, no, no! You did it all wrong. You’re supposed to stab my heart, not my ass!” “God, I didn’t think I’d lose my first time this way…"  “Sic semper tyrannis?” “Maybe use something else than a plastic knife next time.”

[starliightandpiinetrees]

the-country-of-the-mad:

He frowned. But he had a feeling the other him noticed how he was overthinking what was happening. “I want to know at some point. Also, yeah, we did. Thank god. Grunkle Stans even better, which is a relief.” He smiled a bit.

“My Mabel would love this.”

“That’s fine. When the time is right.” He doubted it would ever really be.

“Better?” Mason and Mabel looked to one another, both now frowning a bit.

Mason looked to his counterpart. “What do you mean better?”

[the-country-of-the-mad]

He frowned. “To defeat Bill, we tricked him into Stans mind, and erased it. It was a rocky road for a while, and he still doesn’t exactly remember everything, but he remembers the important things.”

[starliightandpiinetrees]

Mabel frowned some at that. “I’m not sure if I could have handled that…” Her voice was softer now, calmer as she thought of seeing that happen.

“At least it worked.” He began to ponder how that was executed. “How did you manage to trick him to get into Grunkle Stan’s mind?”

[the-country-of-the-mad]

Dipper looked away. “The power of twins. Grunkle Stan dressed up as Ford, and Bill fell for it.” He sighed, running his hands through his hair.

“Trust me, my Mabel was sobbing when we found out it worked. She might actually be the only reason he remembers again. You guys and your scrapbooks.”

[starliightandpiinetrees]

This got the twins to look away from Dipper.

"But it didn't work..." Mason mumbled to himself.

Mabel sighed some. "Our Grunkles tried the same thing. Our Bill took Grunkle Stan's hand, and before he said it was a deal, he realized the sixth finger was fake."

Mason reached up and rubbed the triangle imprint on his right shoulder plate, still looking away. His eyes narrowed on the ground next to him.

[starliightandpiinetrees]

the-country-of-the-mad:

He frowned. But he had a feeling the other him noticed how he was overthinking what was happening. “I want to know at some point. Also, yeah, we did. Thank god. Grunkle Stans even better, which is a relief.” He smiled a bit.

“My Mabel would love this.”

“That’s fine. When the time is right.” He doubted it would ever really be.

“Better?” Mason and Mabel looked to one another, both now frowning a bit.

Mason looked to his counterpart. “What do you mean better?”

[the-country-of-the-mad]

He frowned. “To defeat Bill, we tricked him into Stans mind, and erased it. It was a rocky road for a while, and he still doesn’t exactly remember everything, but he remembers the important things.”

[starliightandpiinetrees]

Mabel frowned some at that. “I’m not sure if I could have handled that...” Her voice was softer now, calmer as she thought of seeing that happen.

“At least it worked.” He began to ponder how that was executed. “How did you manage to trick him to get into Grunkle Stan’s mind?”

[starliightandpiinetrees]

the-country-of-the-mad:

He frowned. But he had a feeling the other him noticed how he was overthinking what was happening. “I want to know at some point. Also, yeah, we did. Thank god. Grunkle Stans even better, which is a relief.” He smiled a bit.

“My Mabel would love this.”

“That’s fine. When the time is right.” He doubted it would ever really be.

“Better?” Mason and Mabel looked to one another, both now frowning a bit.

Mason looked to his counterpart. “What do you mean better?”

[the-country-of-the-mad]

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“Soooo- Wait. Is this real?”

[starliightandpiinetrees]

The much older Pines twins looked at the younger Dipper. Fortunately they weren’t on a mission for this trip.

“As real as it gets.”  Mason twirled his cane as he spoke. “Trust me. It gets pretty real.” He tried to bop the bill of Dipper’s hat with it. Just enough to get it to tip forward.

Mabel nodded at her brother’s words. “We’re from another dimension. So how far into the summer are you? Have you met Bill yet? Did I meet Mermando yet? Tell me everything!” She was excited to actually get to talk to one of their counterparts for once.

[the-country-of-the-mad]

“I-” He was so confused. Trying to figure all this out. “Yes, to all that Mabel. That happened last summer.” The voice he used was the tell-tale sign of Dipper clearly beginning to overthink things.

“Wait- So are yo- No you said you were from another dimension? Which one? Why and how are you here?”

[starliightandpiinetrees]

“Ohhhh. So you defeated your Bill. Good for you.” Mable smiled at Dipper.

Mason frowned a bit at that as he leaned on the cane. Although he didn’t speak on it. The kid was already overthinking, as he usually did. “I don’t think you’re ready for that information yet. Let’s let you process what you already know first.” He figured it would probably break the younger Dipper’s mind to know exactly how they were able to travel dimensions.

[the-country-of-the-mad]

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“Soooo- Wait. Is this real?”

[starliightandpiinetrees]

The much older Pines twins looked at the younger Dipper. Fortunately they weren’t on a mission for this trip.

“As real as it gets.”  Mason twirled his cane as he spoke. “Trust me. It gets pretty real.” He tried to bop the bill of Dipper’s hat with it. Just enough to get it to tip forward.

Mabel nodded at her brother’s words. “We’re from another dimension. So how far into the summer are you? Have you met Bill yet? Did I meet Mermando yet? Tell me everything!” She was excited to actually get to talk to one of their counterparts for once.

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