FULL NAME: walter lane devlin iii
NICKNAME(S): lane, briefly little walt
ZODIAC: leo sun/scorpio moon/aquarius rising
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: pansexual
CURRENT LOCATION: san francisco
LIVING CONDITIONS: two bedroom in the mission - the second bedroom is for his rocks/an office of sorts. he is grateful to no longer be living with irene because all of her furniture is white and he was living in fear for his life.
SOCIAL CLASS: it is what it is?
EDUCATION LEVEL: bachelor’s in geology from ut, half assedly working on a masters in the same at berkeley
FATHER: walter devlin jr., 65, cfo of devlin oil
MOTHER: jasmine devlin-rossi-belgrave-adams,54, trophy wife
SIBLING(S): seraphina rossi, 27; joey belgrave, 20, lola belgrave,18, jasper belgrave, 15; kaylie adams, 12, brady adams,10 from his mom. annabelle, 28, justin, 25, and pauline, 21 from his dad.
BIRTH ORDER: only/oldest depending on who you ask.
PET(S): waiting to meet the right dog
OTHER IMPORTANT RELATIVES: his stepmother, celia. his various stepfathers have been okay but they really weren’t around enough to make an impression and he’s always lived with his father.
PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS: several.
CURRENT RELATIONSHIP: single; big ass junior high crush on maiya. perhaps if he flexes his biceps the right way, she will notice.
ARRESTS?: he’s had some charming conversations about trespassing with various local law enforcement officers but his last name tends to clear shit up a bit.
PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME: the family trust
CONTENT WITH THEIR JOB (OR LACK THERE OF)?: he should probably get a real one. right now, he mostly travels and collects specimens to sell or donate to natural history museums but he’s in it for love of the game than anything else.
SPENDING HABITS: reasonable but he also has a rich people version of reasonable.
MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION: his rocks.
PHYSICAL STRENGTH: the muscles are actually not for decoration.
SPEED: fast when he’s gotta be but he’d rather lope
INTELLIGENCE: smart but a little lazy about it
TEAMWORK: laid back. he couldn’t take charge of shit even if he wanted to.
LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: english, fluent spanish
PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?: standard white boy acoustic guitar
PLAY CHESS?: yep - walt the first loves chess and you better learn.
BRAID HAIR?: no but he enjoys having his hair played with and braided
PICK A LOCK?: yes but let’s not discuss it
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE & CHARACTERISTICS
HAIR TYPE/STYLE: curly and a little wild, down to his shoulders. he’ll chop it all off again when he has to go to texas for annabelle’s wedding but he’s enjoying the man bun for now.
BUILD: muscle bound beefcake
EXERCISE HABITS: lifting weights, running, swimming, rock climbing, yoga, surfing - literally anything. triathlon hates to see him coming.
TATTOOS: a few - some on his arms, biggish one on his left pec
MARKS/SCARS: scars. many of them. all of them from doing stupid shit.
NOTABLE FEATURES: big dude with big hair and a big ole smile
CLOTHING STYLE: anything he can get dirty
JEWELRY: earring, a beat to shit watch that was way too expensive, rad rope bracelets, etc. he has been a puma shell necklace asshole in the past.
DIET: garbage can, down to try anything
PHYSICAL AILMENTS: busted his achilles tendon in college and it still twinges now and then.
MORAL ALIGNMENT: chaotic good
MENTAL CONDITIONS/DISORDERS: behold: adhd.
SOCIABILITY: incredibly extroverted. he’s basically a golden retriever.
EMOTIONAL STABILITY: steady, cries at weddings
PHOBIA(S): nah. maybe big spiders. and scorpions.
DRUG USE: regular pot user and the good shit only
PRONE TO VIOLENCE?: he’s a gentle giant
SPEECH STYLE: low voice, slow talker
QUIRKS: that is a rock in his pocket and he is happy to see you!!
HOBBIES: hiking, sitting outside with a beer, friends!
HABITS: little fanatical about morning coffee. he has to go to the gym if he’s not hiking or he’ll chew on the furniture.
NERVOUS TICKS: fidgeting, putting his hair up and taking down and putting his hand up and taking it down and putting his hair up [ad nauseum]
DRIVES/MOTIVATIONS: seeing and doing cool shit
POSITIVE TRAITS: confident, energetic, generous, joyful, warm
NEGATIVE TRAITS: self indulgent, a wee bit lazy. things seem to always just work out for him so he seldom puts his back to it.
SENSE OF HUMOR: he’ll laugh at anything but is especially fond of jackass.
DO THEY CURSE OFTEN?: fuck yeah
ACTIVITY: being outside always and always.
BOOK: the old man and the sea
FOOD: he always says steak because it’s true but it’s really flamin hots. steak sounds more adult.
FLOWER: dahlias are dope.
HOLIDAY: the best ones are eating related so those.
MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: driving is preferred. he’s a nice boy but he’s also texas af and has a comically large pickup. but fine, san francisco calls for more walking and public transport and that’s cool!
MUSICAL ARTIST: noah kahan
SCENERY: mountains. any mountains.
SCENT: fresh air, grass, vanilla
SPORTS TEAM: texas longhorns
TELEVISION SHOW: survivor. he’s pretty sure who could nail it.
VACATION DESTINATION: anywhere exotic where he can roam and find cool rocks and also plant his ass on a beach is good
GREATEST DREAM: discovering a new rock. but he does also want a life partner and a couple sprats, a walter iv roaming about.
MOST AT EASE WHEN: when being Outdoors
LEAST AT EASE WHEN: backed in a corner, being treated like a moron.
WORST POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN: 127 hours
BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT: his ironman times.
BIGGEST SECRET: none. open book. perhaps too open.
TOP PRIORITIES: friends, family, rocks.
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