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Join the Port Mafia (We Have Cookies): Fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs, Ranpo-centric
A Port Mafia Ranpo au where he gets recruited after the warehouse incident in untold origins. He still keeps his carefree attitude, despite being surrounded by murders because with all the other mafia aus (that Iâve read) he always so moody and I wanted something different.
Series:
Ghost Ranpo Au: exactly what it says on the tin. Ranpo from BSD as a ghost.
Sometimes We Can Still Hear His Voice: Ranpo is dead but doesnât quite know it yet.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: æè±ȘăčăăŹă€ăăă°ăč | Bungou Stray Dogs
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s), Edogawa Ranpo & Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi & Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo & Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo & Fukuzawa Yukichi & Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Characters: Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Additional Tags: Edogawa Ranpo & Yosano Akiko Friendship (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo & Yosano AKiko are Siblings (Bungou Stray Dogs), and by the end of the fic they are legal siblings :D, Fukuzawa is a tired single parent, : the fic, Parental Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa is the ADAâs father, A Ranpo-Yosano sibling fic AND dad Fukuzawa fic all wrapped into one!, Miscommunication, but the funny kind (yet still somewhat frustrating), Fukuzawa loves cats, Soft Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), heâs only soft for cats and also his two children, these tags are a mess Iâm sorry, Fluff, slight crack, even slighter hurt/comfort, heavy in the comfort department tho, Happy Ending, POV Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), join me in my journey to make that an official tag, Fukuzawa Yukichi-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), Adoption, Adopted Sibling Relationship
Series: Part 1 of Family in Spirit (And Paperwork)
Summary:
âSign right here.â Yosano demanded. âPlease.â
Fukuzawa picked up the papers, flipping them to the front.
âWait! What are you doing?!â Yosano quickly snatched the papers away from.
He raised an eyebrow at her. âIâm reading them over?â
âOh, you donât have to do that,â she rushed, absolutely not suspiciously at all. âYou can just sign them without reading them.â
âIâm pretty sure I should read documents before I sign them,â Fukuzawa said, sounding somewhat amused.
âUhhhâŠâ Time seemed to freeze as Yosano saw Fukuzawa begin to look back at the documents. And then she panicked. âIâm going to go now!â
Before Fukuzawa could read what the documents were about, she clutched them close to her chest and quickly hurried out of the room before things could get too awkward.
 Or: Ranpo and Yosano try to trick Fukuzawa to sign adoption papers without him finding out until theyâre already in effect. This goes as well as it could be expected.
Or or: the author decided there was A) a lack of fics where Fukuzawa adopts his kids, B) a lack of fics where Ranpo and Yosano are chaotic teen sibling, and C) a lack of fics where Fukuzawa has a heart-to-heart with BOTH Yosano and Ranpo
I hought I would finish this fic way sooner than I would, but alas August passed and it was not done then
On the bright side, I finally completed it!
Gonna post it soon after editing it, but imma do that in the morning because it is midnight for me and I am weak. But! I can give a sneak peek!
Itâs called âSiblings in Spirit (And Paperwork)â and it has ALL of that Dad Fukuzawa(TM) content and contains PEAK Ranpo and Yosano sibling bonding. Iâll put a short snippet it under the cut that I was going to use parts of for the summary anyways!
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Word count: roughly 793
Timeline: Ranpo and Yosano are 15/16 and 14/15 respectively in this
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âYou should do it.â
âNo way!â Ranpo protested immediately. He gestured widely towards the door to Fukuzawaâs office. While the glass was frosted in a way that he couldnât see too far inside, he knew Fukuzawa was sitting at his desk. âYou should do it!â
Yosano put her hands on her hips. âNo. You.â
âNo! You!â
âNo. Yââ Yosano cut herself off and paused, thinking for a moment. âYou know what? Weâre getting nowhere with this. I say we both need to calm down and talk this through again.â
ââWe both need to calm downâ? Yeah, right. Iâm the one whoâs being rational here. I think you need to take a moment to think things through.â
âOh?â She crossed her arms. âAnd why do you think that?â
âBecause you wrote the papers in the first place. So since youâre the one who wrote them, that means you should give them to him.â Ranpo the pointed to the papers in Yosanoâs hand. âPlus, youâre already holding them.â
She huffed and shoved the papers into Ranpoâs hands. He was forced to grab onto them to prevent them from falling onto the floor. He attempted to force her to take them back, but when that failed, he settled for simply glaring at her.
âThose reasons donât even make any sense. If weâre really going by who did what, then you should be the one to give him the papers,â Yosano reasoned. âI already did the work by writing them. You can do your part by giving them to him. Itâs only fair.â
âBut itâs not about whatâs fair,â Ranpo claimed. He had started to try and give Yosano the papers back. He was failing. âItâs about what we need to do for the plan to work. And believe me, it absolutely pains me to say this butâŠâ Ranpoâs tone indicated anything but. âIt would be a thousand times better if you were the one to do it.â
âNow youâre just making things up. It would be better if you gave them to him.â
Ranpo stared at Yosano. âNo. You.â
âNo.â Yosano stared back at him. âWe are not going back to that.â
âYes, we are.â
âNo.â
âYes. And I think you should be the one to do it.â
âNo!â
âYes!â
âYou were here first,â Yosano blurted out.
âNoâ wait. What do you mean?â He squinted at her suspiciously. âWhat exactly is the point you're trying to make there?â
âWell, youâve known Fukuzawa for longer than me. Obviously it would be better if you were the one who gave him the papers.â
âYeah, but the whole point of this is that he doesnât know what theyâre for until itâs too late for him to change his mind, so we donât need the emotional manipulation of me doing it,â Ranpo pointed out. âWeâre meant to be discreet. Which really means you should be doing it.â
âOh?â
âYeah. Youâre normally the one who gives him all of the paperwork, so it would be suspicious if I was suddenly giving him papers to sign.â
Yosano stared at him. And stared. And stared some more.
She was still staring as she glared and took the papers from Ranpoâs hands.
Ranpo cheered. âHa ha! Yeah, thatâs right! Youâre the one whoâs doing it!â
Yosano glared even harder before she ignored him by turning to face the door. As she entered, Ranpo leaned up against the door with his ear pressed up against it.
Fukuzawa looked up as she entered. âYes?â
âI have some documents you need to sign. Preferably as soon as possible. As well as while I watch,â Yosano stated as she strolled towards Fukuzawaâs desk.
She watched him closely as she put the documents in front of him. She flipped through some of the pages before she reached the end, pointing to a box at the end of the page.
âSign right here. Please,â she added after a moment.
Fukuzawa picked up the papers and flipped them back to the front.
âWait! What are you doing?!â Yosano quickly snatched the papers away from him.
He raised an eyebrow at her. âIâm reading them over?â
âOh, you donât have to do that,â she rushed, absolutely not suspiciously at all. âYou can just sign them without reading them.â
âIâm pretty sure I should read documents before I sign them,â Fukuzawa said, sounding somewhat amused.
âUhhhâŠâ Time seemed to freeze as Yosano saw Fukuzawa begin to look back at the documents. And then she panicked. âIâm going to go now!â She announced. âAnd Iâm taking these with me!â
Before Fukuzawa could read what the documents were about, she clutched them close to her chest and she whipped around to the door. She quickly hurried out of the room before things could get too awkward.
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Or: Ranpo and Yosano try to trick Fukuzawa to sign adoption papers without him finding out until theyâre already in effect. This goes as well as it could be expected.
Been thinkin about a Poe, Ranpo, and Dazai trio friendship latelyâŠ
(Because I needed to bring some happiness to my life. Please I canât read the manga I canât find it online anywhere and I got my info through tumblr screenshots can someone please tell me what exactly tf is going on â)
Detective Gangâą
Theyâre all so smart but also all dumbasses at the same
90% of the time, Poe has the singular shared Braincell of Common Sense
4% of the time the braincell is lost and Dazai is leading the investigation to find it. 4% of the time the braincell is still lost and Ranpo has to take over the investigation to find it
(2% is shared between Dazai and Ranpo. Theyâre smart, but they have no common sense at all compared to Poe. Who is also lacking in the common sense department btw, because a single braincell is still just a singular braincell)
Listen, working together they could solve ten cases in a second flat. But at the same time, them working together to shop at a store to get weekly groceries would result in a lifelong ban for all of them (at least until Poe bribed the store lol)
Any time the trio go anywhere, ever, Dazai is third wheeling in the background of Ranpoe and loves being dramatic about it. He constantly walks approximately five feet away from where Ranpo and Poe are hanging out to make his point more clear, takes his phone out, takes a pictures, and definitely captions it with something stupid to send to them later
Example:
Dazai: *sends an image of when they were all hanging out at the aquarium together. Ranpo and Poe are holding hands while standing in front of a touch tank, facing away from the camera and into the water. Dazai has the most disgruntled expression his face has the capability to create*
Dazai: Come to the aquarium, they said. Itâll be fun, they said.
Ranpo: Shut up. You got to touch a stingray of course you had fun
Poe: plus I bought you that 6 foot squid at the giftshop
Ranpo: Yeah, Poe bought you that squid. Who couldnât have fun after that?!
Dazai: excuse you, âthat squidâ has a NAME!!!! Her name is Squidwardette
(Poe, Ranpo, and Dazai def fight over custody of said 6-foot Squidwardette on the weekends)
((âI bought her. Isnât that like bringing her into the world? I should have custody on the weekends.â
âHEY! YOU DO NOT GET WEEKENDS! Thatâs leaving me with all of the parent responsibilities on weekdays while you have fun on weekends! Itâs not fair!â
âWell, me and Poe are a couple and can provide more stability in her life! What do you bring to the table? Being a sad single parent who canât even get laiââ
âDONâT YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!!!!â))
Despite the teasing, they all equally respect each other so much.
Dazai canonically respects Ranpo due to his intelligence not being dependent on an ability. He meets Poe and learns that A) his ability is not linked to his intelligence but to things he writes and B) he was almost able to defeat Ranpo. Dazai also canonically is not able to follow Ranpoâs thought process and keep up with him in certain parts of detective cases.
(He probably saw Poe as just another person to provoke and get a rise out of in the beginning since Poeâs so introverted around strangers. But then Dazai witnessed one of Poeâs⊠ahem. Passionate declarations of how great he is and how he's going to beat Ranpo one day and how he and Ranpo are the GREATEST RIVALS to ever exist despite being good friends and Dazai thought to himself. Oh. Cool. This oneâs insane as well. Nice.) (Also, Ranpo has good taste in men)
(And then they were good friends ever since)
Ranpo just respects the two people who can actually keep up with him. And that he can get along with. Those are basically the two requirements for gaining Ranpoâs respect.
Poe respects anyone who Ranpo respects. His respect grew even more when, after Ranpo had finished solving yet another one of his manuscripts, Dazai asked to read one (because he wanted to make sure Poe was actually worth his salt and not just lying). Dazai of course solves it (though taking longer than Ranpo). Poe was probably a little bit upset at first since yet another person was able to best him, but quickly reassured himself it was just because it was a quick mystery he wrote up since Ranpo wanted one, and not the book he had spent 6 whole years writing like Ranpo had solved the first time. After getting over his shock, he definitely respected Dazai way more than before.
They would all help bail another of their group out if they got into trouble.
Poe: literally bailing them all out of prison
Ranpo: will literally bail from Poe and Dazai if he thinks their current weekend plans are too stupid. Donât worry, heâll come back later when they inevitably get into trouble with some sort of plan to get them out
Dazai: can talk his way out of almost any situation. If he canât talk his way out, he can always turn to murder
Poe, Ranpo, and Dazai would all (and actually have) help each other hide a body, no questions asked. I will not elaborate.
đ”Itâs almost midnight and I still canât sleeeeep~
đ” Iâve been staring at this goddamned empty google doc for hours and hours~
đ” Itâs now past midnight and Iâm in to deeeeeep~
đ” Please someone either forcefully shove my electronic out of my hands or hit me in the head with a giant inflatable baseball bat until Iâm knocked unconscious [insert something that rhymes with hours here]~
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: æè±ȘăčăăŹă€ăăă°ăč | Bungou Stray Dogs
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo & Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Characters: Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Karl (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Additional Tags: Poe is an OK baker, as in the most he can do is follow the directions of recipes, on the flip side Ranpo is an absolute disaster in the kitchen, The aro authorâs eternal quest to write something that comes off as at least somewhat romantic, I think I failed but at least there was an honest effort out there somewhere, Cake, Baking, based on a tumblr meme but not really, slight crack but not really, Ranpoe getting into some hijinks and shenanigans, Chaotic Ranpoe, Cute Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Oblivious Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), (or is he?), (nah he totally is the first time), Poe just wants to kiss his boyfriend is that too make to ask, yes. it takes these idiots (affectionate) over 5k words to bake a cake and also kiss lol, brief Ranpo POV, but mainly:, POV Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edgar Allan Poe-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), they both love each other so much (romantically!) that it hurts
Summary:
Brushing his bangs out of his face, Poe opened both of his eyes and peered over Ranpoâs shoulder. Ranpo was holding the handheld electric mixer above the bowl still, not mixing any of the ingredients around.
âRanpo?â
Poe waved his hand in front of Ranpoâs eyes.
Finally, Ranpo responded. âMixing the perfect substance known to sugar as the absolutely disgustingly tasting butter feels like a sin.â
âMixing two ingredients together is generally howââ
âHow baking works!â Ranpo interrupted. âYes, yes, I know. You keep on talking to me about this stuff like I donât understand when I obviously am a MASTER of baking.â
âSays the person who was going to dump the whole sugar bag in the bowl,â Poe muttered under his breath.
âEXCUSE ME!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!â
âNothing,â Poe said hurriedly.
âIâll have you know I metaphorically graduated top of my class in cake tasting and eating! And cakes are made through baking! Ergo, that indirectly makes me a master at baking.â
 Or: Ranpo and Poe (attempt to) bake a cake! Hijinks and shenanigans ensue.
Welp, I finally finished a fic and got is all edited and everything! Itâs ended up being over 6,000 words and Iâm very proud of it :]
Saying this cause itâs not going to be posted until tomorrow because it takes me forever to format fics to fit Ao3 and right now I am very very tired. So. New fic is going to be posted in around 12-14 hours max depending on how long I sleep in for
Anyways, hereâs the sneak peek! Sorry itâs been so long with radio silence, but eh. Better late than never!
Okay so I see that this is a tie and I just asked the person who beta reads all my stuff which one between the two she likes better since, yâknow, sheâs gonna be the one whoâs going to have to read it in the end and she choose the vanilla extract Ranpoe baking a cake one! (Which, she doesnât have tumblr. She doesnât know about the whole vanilla extract thing. Why why why whyâ)
Iâll end up writing the not friends anymore one eventually, but just going to write the cake one first! Writers block has been HITING HARD since I finished my last work so while I am planning on writing both, theyâre going to be posted in a less-than-timely manner. Iâll see if I can at least get the cake one out by next week, but weâll just have to wait and see how everything works out
(Also to all the people who voted a quote/fic idea that wasnât those two, itâs not like Iâm going to abandon those ideas completely! Iâll get around to writing them at some point but itâll probably just take a while longer. Iâll either do it in the order of the votes or just what I feel like doing, idk weâll see)
But there is lots of Bondingâą that happens at them!!
They alternate between teams and every person for themselves games
Teams are randomized each time
(Or at least thatâs what they like to think. Somehow Ranpo and Fukuzawa are always on the same team. This is absolutely not because Ranpo is rigging the randomization system. Again. Absolutely not that reason)
They also rotate between the people who are in charge of choosing the games
Dazai is not included in the rotation. He was banned when he picked a horrible team bonding game. (He had picked Monopoly. The building was almost burned down)
Ranpo is also not in the rotation. The games he picks are always way too hard and heâs the only one who ever wins. (He purposely picked ones that he could win)
Yosano is also not included in the rotation of people who pick the activity. She once had them dissect a frog. Great for classroom lessons, not so great for the ADA members who (despite being very used to dead human bodies) either a) cried, b) fainted, a) mourned the loss of the frogâs life (similar to cried but they also took the extra step of making a memorial), or d) laughed and cackled madly while they dissected the frog with way too much enthusiasm
Atsushi is banned from choosing the activity. He brings down the mood by talking about his tragic past and all of the âgamesâ that he played at the orphanage (just how other people bullied him). Itâs not his fault, itâs just thatâs How He Is.
Kenji is banned because he always brought a cow, pig, and/or other farm animal for the game. It was fine at first, but then the food cost for them was getting way too high
Kyouka is banned from picking the game. She had picked games other people had asked her to. (other people = Dazai, Ranpo, Yosano)
In the end, this leaves only Fukuzawa and Kunikida in the rotation
Everyone always complains about team bonding, but they end up enjoying themselves when it actually happens
Additional Tags: Kidnapping, like⊠a lot of kidnapping, Edogawa Ranpo-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Parental Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Protective Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Crack Treated Seriously, just a smidge of angst âcause of the kidnapping and stuff, but itâs mostly crack, Edogawa Ranpo Needs A Hug (Bungou Stray Dogs), And Fukuzawa gives him one!, Happy Ending, things all work out in the end!
Additional Tags: Kidnapping, like⊠a lot of kidnapping, Edogawa Ranpo-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Parental Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Protective Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Crack Treated Seriously, just a smidge of angst âcause of the kidnapping and stuff, but itâs mostly crack, Edogawa Ranpo Needs A Hug (Bungou Stray Dogs), And Fukuzawa gives him one!, Happy Ending, things all work out in the end!
Series: Part 3 of Kidnap Mishaps
Summary:
Fukuzawa and the others arrive too late yet again, but are now even closer than ever to finding Ranpo