Fun Immortal!Merlin Headcanons

Because He's Worth It. (Submissions welcome ^_^)

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176: Immortal!Merlin still receives countless glares from miffed parents after their young children catch sight of him jumping around and dancing in puddles.

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175: Immortal!Merlin keeps a whole room in whatever house he's living in stocked solely with shelf upon shelf of toys which dance and repeat sounds. This room contains no source of light. The whole thing is always made worth it when another random guest wanders in there by mistake.

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174: Immortal!Merlin almost gave up on handwritten correspondence after one too many letters ended up in museums. Then he decided that the joy of breaking said letters out makes it all worth it.

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173: Immortal!Merlin deliberately watches shows and reads books which depict the most inaccurate or ludicrous depictions of magic possible.

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172: Immortal!Merlin has created multiple board games (many wholly original, some adapted) suitable (both thematically and in terms of gameplay) for various mythical species.

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171: Immortal!Merlin is friends with The Chocolate Guy.

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170: Immortal!Merlin keeps a bag with money from every country in the world, but he disguises it as innocuous things. For a period of time, it looked just like monopoly money (until some friends borrowed it for a game).

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169: Immortal!Merlin accidentally inspired the portrayal of Merlin in Disney's Sword in the Stone. He finds this endlessly amusing.

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168: Immortal!Merlin shrank himself and the necessary components down, and built a tiny roller coaster park entirely by hand.

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167: Immortal!Merlin once accidentally spelled a friend of his to fart glitter for a month.

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166: Immortal!Merlin made an entire documentary about buttons. In stop motion.

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165: Immortal!Merlin has seen any number of food establishments he loved get closed down through the years. He always gets the recipes from the owners when he can, but sometimes he is forced to hold elaborate mourning rituals for the loss of his beloved food instead.

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164: Immortal!Merlin has a habit of turning himself into various plants and animals whenever he finds himself wanting to escape an overly awkward situation.

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163: Immortal!Merlin taught a whole generation of Dryads how to use computers. This was primarily so they could use them to fight against deforestation, but he also got a bunch of them hooked on various random websites. There is a whole group of them who still mourn Vine (and who worked together to download every single Vine they could before it disappeared).

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162: Immortal!Merlin created a new species of tree and named it after Hunith.

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161: Immortal!Merlin is actually pretty grateful he's immortal, because it means he's free to just wander around the world rather than getting stuck with the weird Guardian Ghost duty so many other powerful or talented magic users somehow get roped into.

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160: Immortal!Merlin can communicate with fungi, but only after first spending an entire week (minimum) fused with the earth.