Linhardt: I am proud to identify as morosexual. I am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Caspar asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Caspar: Hey Linhardt, wanna see me go fight that group of super tall knights? I’m gonna crush them!
Linhardt, taking his clothes off: Caspar, you’re so fucking stupid.













