[starmergeddon]

obligatory pinned post

hello. this is a blog mainly aimed at highlighting the bullshit that happens in britain, because uk politics is too funny to go undocumented. I might also post about other countries' politics occasionally

my main blog is @bicrowav-e where I post unrelated nonsense.

I'll try not to get too opinionated/serious on here too often, for the sake of my own mental health, but be aware that I'm looking at things from a leftist perspective. tories begone. reform voters begone even more. (to be clear, despite the starmersphere above, I don't really like him either)

ask box is open, feel free to ask me anything. submissions are also open, I guess

credit for the blog url goes to @jarnt8 and, unfortunately, boris johnson.

[starmergeddon]

PMQs bingo for this week.

Number of times Starmer said "22 billion pound black hole": 6

[starmergeddon]

Kier Starmer is a normal human being who enjoys normal human activities. Exhibit 1:

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candidates in the 2024 british conservative party leadership election sorted by how likely they are to win the leadership election, and how much of a catastrophic disaster they’d actually be when they take over

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PATEL ELIMINATED

[starmergeddon]

Priti Patel is out of the Tory leadership contest.

Somehow, they've managed to eliminate the worst candidate first, instead of making them Prime Minister

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Parliament is back, and with it returns PMQs bingo!

big up the SNP for calling out keir's austerity and giving me a bingo

today also marks the second AND third time that Starmer has accidentally called Sunak the "prime minister". PMQs will be fun if he's actually this inept

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??????

"first they came for the smokers, then they came for the vapers"??

of ALL the ways the Tories could have attacked Starmer they chose this?

[turnipfritters]

it is with great sorrow i must report the babylon bee, best known for having one joke ("did you just assume my gender"), has managed to produce a legit banger.

everyone who works for it can still choke though.

[starmergeddon]

Shit, well, I guess that's it then, he's got to resign now

[starmergeddon]

A story in two images

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[starmergeddon]

"🤓👆erm, actually, that is NOT funny..."

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babe what’s the matter? you’ve barely drunk from the Doug Mug

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babe what’s the matter? you’ve barely sung the praises of the Big Head

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Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.

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I love this new direction on the Musk free speech platform

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