enter the nate zone

I am the size of a pepperoni hot pocket, and I am coming after you with a comically large rolling pin.

[calware]

i really love this genre of image

[aropride]

cool captions for an image of your newborn child

erm… THAT just happened

look at my thing i made

i love my baby! #mybaby

soooo… i just did a thing

new baby just dropped

this vs hydrogen bomb

[circle factory image] i guess we doin babies now

if youre in line to be born STAY IN LINE

[batavias]

I keep sending this pic to my sister as a reaction image because she loves the vibes. but it eats my data up when I'm out somewhere to send her the pic so now instead of sending the photo I just say "pear baby" in texts and she immediately goes "I love pear baby". we've replaced saying hello and goodbye with pear baby and I love pear baby

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[pishposhimlost]

I really need something good

[zariverse]

This potato works wtf😭

[unpeeled-human]

[alnitaks]

[starry-p]

I need at least 45 minutes to goof off everyday or else I’ll turn evil.

[smartsmears]

getting an obvious one out of the way

[sunsetstitches]

Today I met happiness

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

beauty and the beast is an incredibly tragic tale from the pov of the heroine, an enthusiastic monsterfucker who accidentally ends up in love with Just Some Guy

[galaxywarp]

I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”

Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.

But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.

[unpeeled-human]

mmm.. da joint or da old ass uncleaned bong for today....

[maroonpalt]

I love balatro

[machinot]

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

[ladylyra]

i also like the card game

[esthermika]

[starnathanstar]

Learning to play piano/keyboard. Starting with chords, then I'm going to learn scales. Should probably learn to read sheet music soon as well. I'm having so much fun!! 37 keys might be limiting in the future, but it's a good start for the basics. It has five octaves overall, with a button to go one octave up and one octave down.