Life Has A Hopeful Undertone

Angsty teenager |-/

[saiasus]

[saiasus]

me on oct 1

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[whitepeopletwitter]

VET?

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

[fromrushhourwithlove]

Probably because they’re generally indifferent to the flavor of it and rather use it for in group/out group signalling like the giant basic bitch wall-decorations-from-target early childhood education/nutrition hive mind they are.

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

dude shut the fuck up lol

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

ok i spend all day with teenagers and am paid to educate them and let me tell you most of my girls may love leggings (comfy) and iced coffees (yummy) but i have never, NEVER, seen thirty of them spend a solid month all playing the same boring goddamn video game or had to pry them off their tablets and phones the day some ugly-ass overpriced sneaker drops try and get a group of teenage boys to all stop making the same fucking meme reference all. goddamn. day. then, and ONLY then, can you talk to me about hive mind

[cloama]

Can you imagine being a middle or high school teacher when Pickle Rick dropped.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

[spockisgaypassiton]

to anyone having a bad day im so sorry also here are some pictures of baby elephants 

feel better friend

[crollalanzaa]

You can’t not smile

[paganinpurple]

Also, it a scientific fact that elephants think humans are cute

[buzzfeed]

[tenrose]

School Reunion // Journey’s End

[spider-woman]

Moulin Rouge! (2001) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[155k]

[feministism]

it’s #MeToo to include everyone…….not #SheToo lmao

[acidic-pixie]

yeah wtf? #metoo is for men as well. Men are also victims, men have been a vocal part of this movement too.

[catsprobably]

Terry Crews did not tell his story to be disrespected and erased like this.

[danger]

[hydrique]

[varietyblr]

[backseat-burner]

same energy:

[st-pam]

[fuck-kirk]

My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going?

Boyfriend: well, I’M going SHOPPING. I’m gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn’t.

Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it won’t be ready till Friday

Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure

Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and it’s getting sized and will be ready on Friday:

[fuck-kirk]

To answer all your burning questions……he said yes!!

[call-me-hopelesss-deactivated20]

HE SAID YES!!!!!

[sunflowerwemadeit]

HE SAID YES!!!

[thisisnotactiveanymrorelmaoo]

HE sAID YES

[pansexual-pied-piper]

Important news

[imposterogers]

some cop, unlucky enough to pull over captain america of all people: sir um could I see ur… uh… license?

steve rogers, someone who never bothered to get one: …..no

[imposterogers]

the cop, flustered, about to pass out, staring as his notepad: how long have u….. drive….. no license… illegal???

steve, a little shit, slowly driving away to avoid conflict: since,,,, world war…. two

the cop lets him go. he’s forgotten all his training. its a hopeless situation. when he gets back to the station everyone laughs in his face. he’s humiliated. captain america doesn’t have a license???? preposterous!!!

steve’s done it again, he’s beaten the system.