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Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

kentaxz

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fauxmeeks

“Did I like to fight?”

based on @lakeofragefanfics‘s Ash and Emotions

trilllizard666

guy really cheated on THIS

with THIS

while looking like THIS

tsukio-t

spooky-slugs

fun fact for all the conservative bozos out there in american flag tee shirts: putting the US flag on clothes only become a fashion trend in the first place when hippies used it in the 1970’s to protest the war in Vietnam, because putting the flag on clothing is a direct violation of the american flag code

d1ecast

sistertaxon

fantasybeeismoving-deactivated2

you: the age of consent in japan is 13 me, an intellectual:

dirhwangdaseul-archived

if you see a person using that argument you kill them

one-time-i-dreamt

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”