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[starpunchkid]

Cleaning out my muse list

TLDR; I’m not coming back to Joker or Mac.

I took a long break from using Tumblr because I just felt like I was constantly being put down and it was making me feel worthless. I felt like a absolute idiot about anything and everything I do, but I could never say a word back because it was true. So, to hopefully cut that out, I’m cutting down my muse list to only the ones I truly have muse for which is only on my Resident Evil and villain accounts. I’m burnt out on Joker, I regret picking up Little Mac (Because, be honest, who cares about Mac? I lost all love for the P-O!! series running this account), and all my OC stuff flopped miserably. 

[starpunchkid]

Like this for a Halloween starter!!

[starpunchkid]

tazmilyxfamily​:

You’re dessssspicable :

“So… um… My room, or yours?” It was awkward, but certainly the superior option to talking about it in a place where any passerby could decide that their conversation was interesting enough to tell their friends about.

“Whadda ya’ laughin’ fer, ya’ big pink and blue varmit?”

It took all of the strength Mini Mac-Mac had in his Mini Mac-Mac body to not go entirely feral on Lucas for laughing at his current predicament with these damned fangs. It was bad enough he was a child again, but a child that could become a dragon almost at will. It wasn’t unlike changing into Giga, but it certainly was risky to do considering he had absolutely no idea how to change back if he did. So for now, he could only force a smile.

“Ah’ dunno, Alli. Yer room theems like th’ beth plath fer thisss.” If it wasn’t for the fact it was his own speech, he’d be laughing at the fact he sounded like an angry country lizard. 

[starpunchkid]

I am not You, You are Me

Panic filled his lungs as he unsteadily stumbled out of the room, wildly gazing around the halls. Gods, why did it feel like a thousand mini daggers were stabbing him behind the kneecaps? It wasn’t painful as much as it was annoying and bothersome, but that was the least of his concerns. He was in the wrong body, in the wrong room, and, more than likely, the wrong mindset to be dealing with something as wild as this. What he needed to remember was that he needed to keep himself calm to avoid possibly shifting into a dragon without a way to change back. He was almost sure that it would be like changing back and forth from Giga, but he could never be too sure. Not with Dark Dragon.

Not realizing how quickly his feet were now moving, Alli was speeding through the halls in search of his runaway body and the person inside it. Everything and everyone became a blur to his eyes, unrecognizable to him before he hit a brick wall in the form of a chest. “OOF!”

“Hey! Whath the big idea, ya big-” Mid rant, he paused to see exactly whom he had collided with and found himself surprised. There was...himself, technically. “Lucathhh! Ah’m you! Yer’ me! A-” He hissed, holding his mouth as he once again bit his tongue with his new fangs. His tongue was going to look like a tenderized steak at this rate. “What do y’ last remember before sssssleepin’?”

[starsof98]

HEY YOU!

Yes, you! Would you like a place where you can ramble about muses? Plot openly with other people without judgement? Well then this is the place for you! Welcome to uhh… What Even Is This  An open discord server that is filled with channels for angst, crack, fighting, or just random interactions! (Currently limited to 10 uses today)

[starpunchkid]

Nero is moving to @starsof98

name changing back to starpunchkid!!

[starpunchkid]

“Oh god, oh fuck, oh god, oh FUCK! Where is he?”

[starpunchkid]

//Hi, I’m back hiding on my comfort account. Like for a starter//

[starpunchkid]

Alli broke in to a giggle fit out of joy, swaying side to side. It had been a very long time since he felt that warm sensation of another’s love. There was so much he wanted to do, so much to say. He had a lifetime to speak, Red was someone he couldn’t waste time with.

“Come on, I know a little spot we can go hang out at.” He lifted his boyfriend up again, carrying him towards a hidden valley that had the perfect view of the sky and a nice tree to sit under.

[starpunchkid]

Body Swap

 @tazmilyxfamily​

There was no way around it: Alli wasn’t smart. He made many, many mistakes throughout his life and that didn’t stop recently. His attempts to be kind would often go awry, he’d become easily frustrated with even the simplest tasks and lash out, or he would go radio silent for days. If there was one thing he was incredible at, however, was fighting. That was exactly how he intended to turn his luck for the better, by focusing on his positives and move past his mistakes. 

A team battle was schedule for the day: Team Yellow versus Team Green as Little Mac and Lucas were to take on Ness and Palutena. Being as confident as ever, Alli was excited to finally fight again after rehabbing his wounds from his last beat down. Turning towards Lucas, he decided to give some final words of encouragement.

“Let’s show them what we can do!”

As soon as he heard the ‘Go!’, he was dashing off towards Ness while leaving the blonde to fight with the Goddess for the moment. Flashes of magic and PSI littered across the stage as the four brawled, items sometimes dropping down to add more chaos to the mix. Just as it seemed the boys were finally hitting their stride in the fight, the Goddess threw an all out attack in the form of a smoke ball and black hole mixed with a barrage of magic blasts as Mac and Lucas helplessly struggled to escape the pull. As if that wasn’t enough, they were then treated to a PK Starstorm and a Black Hole Laser that sent the duo to their defeat. 

”Well, that was horrendous.”

It was a hard defeat to swallow for Alli, especially when he felt he deserved that win. He earned that win and it slipped away from his grasp because of one slight miscalculation. He was on point with his strategy of cutting off the stage to corner the opponents, but the items were his downfall. Speaking of which, he couldn’t get the closing moments of the battle out of his head. There was something in his body that just simply didn’t feel right after being stuck in that black hole. He felt drained, sluggish, almost in a zombie like state. He couldn’t even bring himself to say good night to Lucas before he crashed into bed and went straight to sleep. He awoke the next morning with soft tingling all over his body, though he noticed he couldn’t feel any of his usual pains. Was he dead? Sitting up in ‘his’ bed, he felt there was a weight on the back of his head. Reaching behind to check, he could feel...A ponytail? His hair had never been that long... and how was it already tied. “Ah don’t reme- ow!” He hissed, holding his mouth. He bit the hell out of his tongue trying to speak. Wait. Where the hell did that accent come from? Where did these fangs come from?! Something weird was going on here and Alli didn’t like it one bit. Stepping out of bed, he realized two things: 1. He wasn’t in his room and 2. He was short. Well, shorter. “Ah’ ain’t likin’ thisss one bit.” He grumbled, still not used to the fangs. All the clues were right in front of him, but he just had to see it for himself. He had to know that this was more than just some weird dream. Scrambling to the bathroom, his mouth hung open in shock. His fingers traced the facial scars and poked at the fangs in his mouth. This was real. Oh god...

“How...How did this happen?”

[starpunchkid]

“Okay…. Which one of you dyed my hair blonde?”

[starpunchkid]

“And made me shorter! What the hell?!”

[starpunchkid]

“Okay.... Which one of you dyed my hair blonde?”

[shittyrpmemes]

text post sentence starters  /  original version here

“bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.”

“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?”

“i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there’s a 900% chance i’ll cry.”

“i may act like I’m clueless but actually know what’s going on at al times.”

“attention: i need attention.”

“i don’t have a nervous system. i’m a nervous system.”

“drugs? no thanks, the only ‘high’ i need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder.”

“i think i’m subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.”

“why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?”

“i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.”

“i don’t want to look 'pretty’, i want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening.”

“i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know.”

“girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. i don’t remember what i was going to say but i’m just gay.“

"i’d love to relax but that’s just not realistic.”

“contrary to popular belief i’m actually soft and have feelings.”

“this could be less hetero.”

“to be honest i just need a hug.”

“why can’t I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?”

“this is it, this is how i die: lack of attention.”

“are we just friends or is this flirting serious?”

“i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i’m lonely.”

“i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.”

“i don’t wanna get involved in drama i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.”

“i am bysexual as in i’m not interested, goodbye.”

“i could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored.”

“fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”

“i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.”

“i panic a lot of other places besides the disco.”

“which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?”

“my kink is being right.”

“my kink is being home alone.”

“you’re really sensitive for a selfish asshole.”

“i can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, i have a big heart and can’t treat people badly, that’s just not me.”

“what about netflix and kill?”

“no offense but why does everyone hate me?”

“i’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life.”

“why do i get struggles instead of snuggles?”

“if a conversation goes on too long without being about me, i’m out.”

“i’m small, queer and something to fear.”

“all this sadness is bad for my skin.”

“i’m cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive”

“i’m beautiful and underappreciated.”

“she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s me.”

“sorry for being awesome, loser.”

“is 'no’ an emotion? because i’m feeling it.”

[tempusautemcustos]

@starpunchkid​

Left, right, down, repeat. Left, right, down, repeat. Run through the motions until it is as natural as breathing. Sully taught her that. Divinity has not dulled the need to run through routines. Nor their ability to block out the rest of the world. Lucina was too far in tune with the rhythm of her own heartbeat to hear anything else beyond it.

[starpunchkid]

He simply shrugged and nodded, taking it as his cue to go. It wasn’t too uncommon for Mac to overstay a welcome by being awkward. “Alright, see ya around, Lucina.”

[starpunchkid]

“So uh.... I like guys.”

“Happy Pride Month everyone.”

[starpunchkid]

You're utterly useless and a waste of space. Can't you see that you make everyone around you miserable, you brain damaged fool?

“H-Hey man... That’s uncalled for and untrue!”

“I hope...”

[starpunchkid]

How could someone like YOU ever get into Smash? You're nothing more than a moving training dummy.

“Three world titles and a bad ass winning streak, baby!”