Couldn't live without you

[starryari]

LEVERAGE REBOOT?

[butternaan]

pick some men and i’ll assign you my favourite genre (of Men) 😁

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

march tomorrow. i feel sick

[ryebreadgf]

i would rather die than market myself on linkedin. it's the modern day version of a peasant doing a little dance to convince the king to let him live

[fairycosmos]

like i want to be in a club in 2010 losing my mind to only girl in the world by rihanna followed by poker face by lady gaga.

[slimegargoyle]

wish the concept of "representation" didn't feel increasingly tied to cynical, algorithmic streaming service content with little to no actual insight into any real minority experience

[ditchweeds]

in my mind i am Here:

[kelgrid]

The Mandalorian: Concussion Supercut (sound on!)

haha brain go brrrrr

[sudurisms]

himbo energy is keeping your lightsaber in your back pocket while going to work every day despite the fact you’re meant to be laying low from an entire empire, who definitely aren’t going to mistake it for anything else

[lenoreamidala]

“the most beautiful thing of all is that it’s brought me back together with hayden” - ewan mcgregor

[tamayokny]

happy holidays this is my new absolute favorite tik tok

[radicalposture]

idk what it is about pride and prejudice that’s so appealing. maybe it’s the fantasy of telling a man he’s self centred and arrogant and he believes it and changes for the better

[ghost-of-bambi]

That and telling a man “no” when he hits on you and his reaction being “okay I’ll leave you in peace”

[bijameswilson]

Din Djarin, polite king

[persorene]

big shout out to jfo for giving us bd1, he's the cutest droid in the franchise, his bond with Cal is just *chef's kiss*, he's constantly trying to get into shenanigans but also he's the bravest lil droid around. this teeny tiny baby man saw evil space jesus and was like "i think i will fight god today" and then just electrocuted him

[persorene]

omw to kill god

[karazak93]

The Mandalorian: Who Are you?

Geralt: I'm you, but I can say "fuck"

[nudityandnerdery]

The Mandalorian: Well, I have a jet pack.

Geralt: Fuck.

[triggermangravy]

Geralt, pointing at lil yoda baby: what is that?

Mando: a magic baby that evil dudes dressed in black want, I'm adopting him

Geralt, now pointing at Ciri: I got one of those, how'd you get yours?

Mando: I was hired to bring him to aforementioned evil dudes, then I raided their base to break him out, yours?

Geralt: I won her at an engagement party through ass-kicking and sarcasm

[cipheramnesia]

[synebluetoo]

Single dads without health insurance trying to make it in the gig economy

[alwaysbethewest]

Byeeeeeeee

[starryari]

i’m on tumblr to start 2021 i can’t say that is a good sign for the rest of 2021