one of Nature's Mysteries™️

My brain cell's owned by a space furry and his time lord-toaster oven bestie for the rest of time. pfp by Terradrone.

[starryem0461]

I'll try to dust off this account since Twitter is in the process of exploding from the inside out like some sort of xenomorph, lol. Hello friends!

[purr-in-ink]

Hope you’re having a gentle day 🐾🤍

Sound on 🎧

[assrtdj]

C:

Float on~

[rayactive-factory]

[nattousan]

it was not on wheat...

[nattousan]

[rfpreiwaphase]

not willing to risk doing an image description, sorry y'all

all the times i've said illiteracy is helping fash?

and that plenty of you are, in fact, functionally illiterate?

and that the corrupt state helped you along to this condition on purpose?

the nonzero number of notes from people who did not instantly clock this comic as an allegory: behold.

when you have no idea what a door is, or what a key is, or what glasses are, then you are effectively identical to this clean-faced dude.

and fash absolutely loves what you're doing with the place. sitting there not asking questions, or looking things up, or paying attention to context.

the authoritarian state thrives on a diet of such clowns.

[clankcogged]

[douche-canoe-regatta]

Hey guys! I've seen a few posts about this but I think people assume it's fake or "free real estate."

Canada's new citizenship law (Bill C-3 passed, early March 2026) dictates that if your grandparent, great-grandparent or great GREAT grandparent was born/spent significant time in Canada, you are now automatically a Canadian citizen and can apply for dual citizenship. You do NOT have to move to Canada to do so.

How do I apply?

First you must gather as much documentation as you can - birth, death, marriage, immigration and any other records showing a direct relative spent significant time in CA. First source documents are imperative, meaning photocopies or internet downloads won't cut it; you'll likely need to travel to CA to procure them. You can hire an immigration lawyer for much of this (especially if you live far away) or do your own research and collection. Once the documents have been accepted and your citizenship verified (current wait time is 10 months) you will receive your passport and dual citizenship status.

If you have or can find relatives from further back - as far back as possible! - you can still apply, but the process may be more time-consuming.

While partners and spouses can't take immediate advantage of the program, you having citizenship will pave the way for them to apply in turn.

As this is such a new program, the wait times are likely to increase significantly - I urge anyone who may be eligible to get started NOW. Even if you don't intend on moving to CA, having citizenship in your back pocket is never a bad idea in These Troubling Times.

[fading-bisexual-queen-milkshake]

@daysleftofsecondterm

[daysleftofsecondterm]

1,023 days left

[parkayquarts]

ok so apparently this is what gets me out of artblock 🤦

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[shinydoublade-deactivated202504]

lucky potato? GIVE ME SOME LUCK

giVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME./REF

[spinedotlazuli1120]

I like potatoes! They make great fries, and is perfect to pair up with corned beef!

[spinedotlazuli1120]

THE POTATO WORKED, MY ROOM IS PERFECT NOW

[depsidase]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

1,061 days left

[cosmonaut775]

Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.

[flamie87]

and there was even less talk when openai did the exact same thing more recently

[flamie87]

So for those who are, very understandably uninitiated on this story:

On 23 October last year (2024) the New York Times published an interview with former OpenAI researcher Suchir Balaji who worked on organising and gathering data for OpenAI until 2022 when he begun thinking about the morality of it. He eventually came to the conclusion that what OpenAI is doing blatantly violates copyright law and decided to leave the company altogether in August 2024.

After he came out with this accusation he was set to appear in court to testify against OpenAI’s data-gathering practices, something which had the potential of being a complete disaster for the company and the generative AI industry as a whole.

That was until 26 November, just days before he was due to appear in court, when he suddenly and mysteriously was found dead inside his own apartment. Investigators concluded that the death was self-inflicted, something which his family has disputed.

There was also “sign of struggle in the bathroom and looks like someone hit him in the bathroom based on blood spots”, and his apartment showed signs of having been ransacked for evidence: “The pin drive is missing. His computer was messed up.”.

Overall it feels pretty clear-cut what happened, that is to say that OpenAI had him killed because he was a legitimate threat to their business, indicating that they are fully aware that the way they’re gathering data is completely illegal.

Sources:

Alys Davies, 14.12.2024, OpenAI whistleblower found dead in San Francisco apartment. BBC News

Barney Davis, 16.1.2025, Suchir Balaji’s family demand outside investigation into OpenAI whistleblower’s death. The Independent

Cade Metz, 23.11.2024, Former OpenAI Researcher Says the Company Broke Copyright Law. The New York Times

[evengirlierballs]

Can we kill CEOs about it?

[daysleftofsecondterm]

kill ceos about it the next 1,062 days

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[daysleftofsecondterm]

1,062 days left

[parkayquarts]

hold on it's time for a quick yaoi break 🚶‍➡️

[bisexualwarlord]

i simply cannot even believe that the exact shot where his eyes roll into the back of his head is just a thing for us to admire because what else are they gonna do? just not animate our main character's eyes rolling into the back of his fucking head because he's dying. this is tuesday and they need this animation on the desk by next week. Holy Fuck

[starryem0461]

Adding this absolutely evil screenshot for the class to see @hellosallylovette

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Epstein Docs Unredacted - Google Drive

Everyone, all together now:

“Thanks, [REDACTED] !!!”

And thanks to this person:

Epstein Files 1 : Anonymous : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

These three documents have the Epstein Files, unredacted and downloaded from a google drive that may or may not still exist. Regardless of w

[rthwrms]

i think im gonna redo this in a different medium maybe my like ink inks? or just another pen and then scan it in and color digitally????

i just know i can do those dogs better lol

[discosmackdown]

I scrambled as fast as I could to scribble this out after the official Twitter’s most recent feature