Basic Bitch

Lyssa | she/her | 28 | bisexual disaster | you win some you lose most

[cupiidzbow]

I have to defend overhated women characters with my life this isn’t a game to me anymore dog I’m so serious

[thesituation]

note how women are the majority of humanities/history scholars yet men are 10x more obnoxious about it. similar to how most drivers are women while most fatal accidents are caused by men. i don’t have a grander point aside from the fact that men make everything they touch worse

[loveridden1999]

you got a fast car is it fast enough so you can fly away? you gotta make a decision leave tonight or live and die this way

[dogpuppy]

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[willyoulovemeh]

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

[ruinedchildhood]

May 25th -  Spongebob and Patrick go camping

[keyfili]

STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE / faceless 1977 • dir. George Lucas

[bisexualvader]

excerpt from Revenge of the Sith Novelization by Matthew Stover May the Fourth be with you! 🌠

[humanoidhistory]

The Empire Strikes Back trailer with giddy narration by Harrison Ford.

[morphmaker]

are there palm tree Ents

[rustmarty]

this is killing me

[lesbianjaxsondart]

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

[finnslay]

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

[netherworldpost]

[saintdollyparton]

Since the Academy Awards and the Ides of March are on the same day this year, I think the Academy should give this queen an honorary Oscar for this iconic performance.

[vintxgemiseries]

in the rome straight up “stabbing it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my caesar

[last-iso-quorra]