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Do you like this Video Game Song? #1999

I like it and I've definitely heard it before

I like it and it sounds familiar

I like it and this is my first time hearing it

I don't feel strongly about it or have a complex opinion

I don't like it and I've definitely heard it before

I don't like it and it sounds familiar

I don't like it and this is my first time hearing it

Voting ended onOct 28, 2025

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

[useless-germanyfacts]

my favorite german cryptid is the wolpertinger because until 5th or 6th grade art class i had never heard of that thing before. so we had to all draw wolpertingers to learn how to draw different textures and stuff okay and while our teacher explained his vision he talked about it with so much passion i was just sitting there like ........... a rabbit with antlers and wings and god knows what that ... that actually exists ..... ?

[slanax]

or you grew up on a certain german fantasy book series and to you wolpertingers were humanoid dog people with little horns that have amazing senses and combat instincts

[ramielok]

[prokopetz]

This is one of my favourite magic items from the era of Dungeons & Dragons before they figured out how to do keywording, partly for the list of modifiers as long as your arm, but mostly because, okay, +2 versus regenerators and +4 versus undead make some thematic sense, but then right in the middle it's randomly +3 against birds?

[prokopetz]

(Also, you'd think this would at least be an easy set of effects to adjudicate, given how detailed it is, but again, keywording didn't exist yet – literally the only words here that have game-mechanical definitions are "sword" and "undead". The item's writeup needs to explain what a "cold-using creature" is.)

[slanax]

if you own a fridge you are using the cold for something and are therefore cold-using. get +3'd idiot

[b0nkcreat]

the way people used to use tone tags in 2020 makes me laugh in retrospect because in what world would you need to tag “good morning” as nonsexual. hi friend! /gen /pos /srs /nsx /hello /smiling /happy

[b0nkcreat]

something sinister is going down in the nearest beautiful mountain stream

[archaardvarkarchive]

not to be That Person but male-bodied people experience morning wood on the regular so why would this be surprising.

Saying ‘good morning’ to a person is already a bit in the queerplatonic zone (if you said ‘good morning’ to every single person you were ‘merely friends’ with, you’d have like a dozen different threads going on- it denotes a special place in your sphere) and since a lot of people conflate emotional closeness with romance and ergo sex, this makes perfect sense as a clarification

esp if the two people in question were queer, esp bi or pan

[b0nkcreat]

[bace-jeleren]

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

[bace-jeleren]

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

[trans-rites]

[shining-dawn]

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[chilewithcarnage]

[aqwult]

[hollywolly3000]

Edits where its just cropped to his face cam are okay i guess but you lose so much when you dont see the fucking stupid ass video game he plays while saying shit like this

[girlnephew]

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[the-nightman783]

[lynati]

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

[fly-chicken]

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

[fly-chicken]

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

[intrinsicklutz]

I need y'all to know that he’s not just a part of the shows, Ryan Creamer is a Co-Executive Producer of Game Changer. Legend.

[kattigans]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

der gefährliche Krähenjunge wohnt im Pfandautomaten und frisst die Pfandflaschen.

[lunarlagomorph]

every time magic is at its lowest point it somehow finds a way to dig even deeper. where do we even go from the office. surely theres no way it can get worse.

[aokozaki]

Parks and Recs (not secret lair) (UB set)

[witchofanguish]

Family Guy

[indie-ttrpg-of-the-week]

Rick and Morty is realistic considering WOTC has collabed with them before

[prokopetz]

Furthering Hasbro's quest to do a Magic crossover with every single other property they own and doing a Monopoly-themed set, complete with a profoundly half-baked attempt to implement a game-mechanical analogue of "passing Go".

[facultativeactivity]

[eggsaladstain]

please just watch this

Source: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, September 21, 2025

[jacindasthought]

I don't think the Trinity is that hard to understand or explain. o:

I usually think of it like this:

You have a friend; they have 3 jobs.

They have a job as a engineer, a cashier, and a janitor.

You wouldn't go to your friend in each job and ask "Are you the same guy I know????" - You know it's the exact same friend at each job, even though they're doing something different at each job.

Or think of it in gaming terms:

It's like someone with three different characters in a game. They switch between each character whenever needed, but you know it's the exact same person controlling each character, despite the different skills/class abilities.

Heck, even further think of someone who changes their hair color + style every day. You don't question or ask if they're the same person from when you first saw them. You know it's the same person, just different presentation.

[entanglingbriars]

That view of the Trinity is called "modalism" and Sabellius was excommunicated for it in 220.

[sapphiresonstrings]

It's almost impossible to describe the Trinity without committing some kind of heresy.

[nightcore-nasheed]

Right, which supports the view that the purpose of the Trinity is to get people to affirm a logical contradiction as a commitment device.

[eightyonekilograms]

"Stop saying the Trinity is obscuratinist or hard to understand; it's easy! *immediately commits heresy*" is a genre of post which never stops being funny.

[kereeachan]

Also the Trinity is really funny to me because the Holy Ghost (often called the Holy Spirit instead, but the tradition I know is Holy Ghost) is just...so de-emphasized compared to God and Jesus. Like as a kid going to Methodist Sunday School I was like "so...God, his son...and some random ghost? K, I guess. maybe it's Casper"

[kick-a-long]

The holy ghost is semen. There is no explanation for him as a full blown member of the trilogy otherwise. It’s a father, the father’s semen, and the product of that semen aka a son. Three aspects of man.

[zaprowsdower27]

I'm sure that, too, is a named heresy.

[onion-souls]

Almost. There is an entire category of heresy called Subordinationism that hold that rather than all three personae of the Trinity being equal and co-eternal, the Son and/or the Holy Spirit are secondary creations (as in, Jesus's birth was the origin of the Son, with no prior heavenly existence pre-incarnation).

The Holy Spirit based Subordinationist heresies treat it as something like a Maimonidean angel, almost an action or presence of Godhead rather than a continuous existence. The most notable such branch was Macedonianism (named after Macedonius, Bishop of Constantinople) or Pneumatomachianism (which awesomely means "Spirit-Fighters"). It held that the Spirit was not part of the Trinity (thus also the Binitarianist heresy), and a second order creation, perhaps even only the divine/noetic-to-hylic medium by which Jesus was incarnated. Like, a holy turkey baster. This specifically happens in Valentinianism, an entire branch of early Gnostic Christianty which held that that Holy Spirit physically generated the Christ Child in Mary's womb, and she was a surrogate but not genetic mother.

So yes, it's Valentinianist Pneumatomachian Subordinationism.