Heyo, Im Gayo

I’ve had the same blog title since I was 15 and now I’m too sentimental to change it (24 | they/them)

[lacefuneral]

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[404computerhamstersnotfound]

Don't worry

[the-spirit-of-adventure]

Flapjack’s new tattoo is Bubbie approved!

[striders]

i kept thinking about this while i was trying to fall asleep yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing myself back awake

[tentacion2099]

The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.

When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”

His nickname was Red Beard.

[catgirl-kaiju]

KING SHIT FR

[capnfrankie]

[lichpresence-deactivated2020101]

[sexhaver]

owned

[hotvampireadjacent]

evicted

[amilkyway]

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

[fugayyyku]

File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense

[totopopopo]

I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store

[pitohuifeathers]

idk if someone has already done this but I needed it

[sagethesailor]

[seleides-deactivated20240602]

reunited ♥️

[steamed-greens]

In Bed, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1893

[bunniope]

get that intellectual shit outta here this is DONALD AND DOG (2019)

[between-moses]

Donald and Dog, me, 2019

[the-latchkey-kid]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

[red-mercer]

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

[sreegs]

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

Yahoo’s grand plan for Tumblr was to turn it into a “next-generation PDF”

They didn't really get it.

[noctumsolis]

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

[sreegs]

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

[roomly]

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[biglawbear]

Okay but honestly with the death of forums and blogs and Yahoo Answers. And the rise of discord. Reddit is the last refuge to get any kind of information about anything whatsoever.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[tumbwr]

xtracts you. fucking extracts you

[tumbwr]

something beautiful is happening

[egg-buddy]

[tumbwr]

hi little gatito. do u need help

[tumbwr]

it is gatito’s birthday

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

[nonbinary-witch-sam]

scientist when you don't take the medicine they developed to help your pain

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

That smile and bright eyes looks like something out of a Peanuts strip I love it I love you I would die for this possum

[autoraton]

am enamoured with this fellow…