Laura

I don't know either.

[theweirdwideweb]

[antarcticabysea]

Reblogging for the sentiment but mostly the shades.

[thismightwork]

New life mantra.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

@hakuna-tit-tata

[zylv-blog]

THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs

[purixie]

omg how cute what are they???

[zylv-blog]

[homofarts-gonebye]

#i dont have the heart to tell them the truth

[skyjelly-blog]

oMFG

[kanafinwer]

what is it tho 

that looks really adorable

[goldenheartedsouls-deactivated2]

(◎♊◉✿)

[etotheoneeyeowl]

They’re -large train drives by-

[tooiconic]

….. I’m upset.

[formerblaire-white]

What are they?

[nunyabizni]

Oh child, they’re -parade passes by-

[formerblaire-white]

They look cool, I want one

[yourladyindank]

Oh god they’re -airplane flies over-

[salty-fiend-deactivated20190805]

Oh hey ********************************

[jenfluff]

JESUS CHRIST CAN’T YOU TELL THEY’RE–oh, oh wait a minute, hold on. Phone’s ringing. Yeah? What’s up? No, I was just about to tell these guys about the–yeah I know, but I was telling these people that the picture is of–ooh, for dinner? Hmm, maybe. Okay, see you then. …What was I saying?

[pocketfox]

Oh, you sweet summer children, they’re–

SHIT FUCK HOLD ON THE CAT’S ON FIRE

[maureenlycaon]

Well, see, what they are is – *thunderous noises from construction project nearby*

[jesliey]

well would ya look at those tentacle dildos

[broad-city]

[geekycupoftea-blog]

me all the time

[pkaykim]

i think ive got a little crush on you

[thatsthat24]

What's your favorite Disney Animal Character? I want to draw you next to it :)

Simba/Tod/Stitch hahaha I can’t choose

[nikkalick]

Thomas, who the fuck is Tod?

[thatsthat24]

Ummmm from Fox and the Hound?? Rude??

[questionablechoicess]

*Todd

[thatsthat24]

**Tod

[geekycupoftea-blog]

this is very confusing for a german, because Tod means death...

[paperlettuce]

I finished this at 4:30

[kazliin]

Okay, but the real question is DOES VIKTOR TAKE THE CHALLENGE AND TRIES TO DIRTY TALK IN GERMAN??? Because as a german I can tell you: we don't.

No he doesn’t. Mainly because his German is limited to tourist stuff like ‘hello, my name is Viktor, I’m lost etc’ rather than ‘I want you to tie me to the bed and fuck me until I scream’

[omgkatsudonplease]

#briefly tries to translate that last sentence into German#gives up right away#….No.#we’re not doing this today  ( @vivalawiva)

im cacklin omfggg

[geekycupoftea-blog]

“ich möchte, dass du mich ans Bett fesselst und mich fickst bis ich schreie” , for anyone wondering.

[beaujes]

things that make every video game better

give me nice outfits to wear

let me be gay

give me a pet

[geekycupoftea-blog]

true

[randomsplashes]

AU where Victor is this famous writer and Yuuri adores him so he goes to one of his book signings and fangirls like crazy that he can barely speak. Victor finds him extremely attractive and adorable so he writes his number inside Yuuri's book but Yuuri doesn't notice until he gets home and goes nuts because his idol just gave him his number. On the other hand, Victor might be crazy in love and hopes desperately that Yuuri will call him.

YES PLEASE

[geekycupoftea-blog]

have you heard of beside the dancing sea by @omgkatsudonplease on ao3 because that is basically that. kind of... (read it yourself, totally worth it)

[kindoflinc-deactivated20180101]

ONE IN A MILLION FLIPS

[imdeletingthisaccountonmonday-d]

Oh my God XD

[tecochet]

have some sealy friends

[shelikespretties-deactivated202]

We need cute seals today (and every day)

[persian-slipper]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

Signed, sealed, delivered :D 

[thevioletgarden]

@omgkatsudonplease have you seen these yet?

[omgkatsudonplease]

@oozorin I love everything @tecochet draws so yes!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Before the internet, my life had very little memeing.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Why not have a 5¢ deposit on plastic bottles like they had with glass way back when, it would at least help clean the planet a little…

[geekycupoftea-blog]

we do have this in Germany...

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[thatsthat24]

How…dare…

[shinimegami]

[thestormscrolls]

no way in hell am i passing this up

[6-couture-deactivated20171109]

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

[official-german-puns]

Was sitzt auf einem Ast und winkt?

Ein Huhu

[geekycupoftea-blog]

Wer sitzt auf einem Ast und sagt Aha?

Eine Eule mit Sprachfehler.

[andiree]

Ever notice how the moon never moves?

[ehlersdanlo]

she’s always w you