[deverified]

sorting hat quizzes be like

How do you brush your teeth?

a) bravely

b) while making a sandwich

c) while reading a book

d) I’m a snake

[starsofglitter-blog1]

my friends gone and gotten a golden doodle and named it bull, why is life unfair this way. i want 🐶🐶🐶🐶

[starsofglitter-blog1]

what's it like in seattle? i think i want to spend a week there

[dgbdbfbmiserablyupbeat-deactiva]

In my natural habitat.

[propsaandmayhemm-blog]

Hey y'all can my name is Trace Johnston, I’m 24 years old. I am the eldest of like 20 siblings and the best lookin one of em. I do that tattoo thing so if anyone wants any ink hmu at propsand.mayhem I don’t bite and yeah.

[loooonyluna-blog]

Bored bored bored.

[glennfanblog]

hello sweethearts, my name is Lauren. i’m a paul rudd enthusiast, and enjoy eating gross amounts of food. thanks to my job i get to spend most of my time covered in dirt and blood and if i’m honest i really wouldn’t have it any other way. i like to think i’m funny, though half the time i’m probably not, but i’m nice and like making friends so please come say hey. a: heartstillbeating

[ms-mandy-m]

[inoccent-whore-deactivated20200]

[spitefulyak-blog]

grinch who stole christmas

[photosynthelys]

do you ever just want someone to come over and sit on the floor with you for a few hours

[holdingntoyou]

i’m takin’ over my body

[sicklygrl]

kink: people with kind hearts and good intentions

[thotcouture-deactivated20190912]

after checking every single one of my neighbors’ doors i couldn’t find my doormat so i just stole someone else’s – an eye for an eye, you know. but just between us, i think it was this guy from the 3rd floor because the other day he asked me to hold the elevator but i shut it in his face because who even likes sharing an elevator with their neighbors?? anyway, my name’s mayra and you can usually find me on aim @ suck.er if you wanna talk about… i don’t know, anything? whatever you feel like talking. i can adapt.

[giraffeprobs-blog1]

sometimes you gotta say “fuck it” and pack your kid up and head to st.barths.

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

u can fall in love w anybody whether its romantically or not and i think ppl forget that. i think falling in love is jus..knowing that a person heightens your sense of happiness so much that you know you’d be empty without them

[sizvideos]

Dog retirement home

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[gagashairstrand]

My fucking heart.