The smallest star in me was split in two for her

I don't even know what I post anymore - this is an incredibly random blog combining my ever expanding list of shows, and a lot of Critical Role and other general nerdery, and completely random hilarious (and sometimes serious) posts that happen to cross my dash. I'm not sure why I actually have followers but feel free to drop by in my ask and say hi. I promise I'm friendly!

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[viciousmollymaukery]

btw it really warms my heart that in campaign 4 the "half" siblings just refer to each other as siblings. hal briefly clarifies that he and thjazi had the same dad but different moms and that's it, that's still his fucking brother through and through. elodie refers to shadia as hero's sister without missing a beat because that's what she is, and when hal is talking to her about the three of them fleeing the city he calls them "our daughters" because that's what they are to both of them. i have "half" siblings and it's just really nice to see them called brothers and sisters with the occasional Lineage Clarification Comment thrown in there because that's so fucking accurate and i genuinely can't remember a piece of media that treats siblinghood like that.

[victusinveritas]

RIP Anthony Head (20 February, 1954 – June, 2026)

British actor Anthony Head, best known for his roles in TV shows including Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ted Lasso, Merlin and Little Britain, has died at the age of 72.

[starsplit]

THAT'S ONE SEXY VOICE

- TLOVM feeding the vexleth shippers

[eloiscbridgerton]

HACKS 5.06 – Quik Scribbl

[bearly-kay]

me when i lie that im dead

[essektheylyss]

The thing is, it really is a SPECTACULAR plan, it clears the board so efficiently, IF. everything goes perfectly. And this is, ultimately, the problem with sorcerers. Even when they're clever, they're one trick ponies. They don't think about CONTINGENCIES. You know who thinks about contingencies? Wizards. Paladins. Even bards and warlocks, on occasion.

[essektheylyss]

#this is the thing with azune he is more of a sorcerer mechanically but IDEOLOGICALLY? paladin all the way babey

I love how INSTANTLY I was proven right about this. THE PALADIN HIRED SECURITY, BABEY.

[trailertrashgrog]

yanessa halovar just:

✅ staged a magical miracle to bolster the public image of her relatively niche cult

✅ made house einfasen look either weak or complicit in an attempted double assassination

✅ ratcheted up tensions in a nation she's working to destabilize by nearly killing their king

[dent-de-leon]

happy all the dogs survived to all who celebrate--

[viciousmollymaukery]

on the scale of bolaire lathalia to azune nayar how do you react when your long lost sister briefly interrupts the narrative to fuck someone up, inflicts massive psychic damage upon you, then dips.

[wibblyrlin]

Moiraine felt that small tingle again as the light of saidar briefly surrounded the other woman. Any woman who could channel could feel another wielding the Power if she was close enough, but the tingle was unusual. Women who spent a lot of time together in their training sometimes felt it, but the sensation was supposed to fade away over time. Hers and Siuan’s never had. —New Spring, Robert Jordan

[sassy-cass-16]

the fate of aramán as murray reaches out to murder the pope: ma'am this is a wendy's

[your-turn-to-role]

hold on what are the words of my friend like a decade ago when they got that super popular post about dnd classes...

ah yes

[your-turn-to-role]

in the immortal words of the same friend from our very first dnd campaign, "i prepared for every scenario involving a dragon"

[bastardash]

You drink poison almost die, a potion appears on your chest, your sword and shield somehow come to you, you're dying, your druid finally snaps out of it and removes the poison, you get rocked by would be assassins as a magical shield envelops you, suddenly a woman with the biggest rack you've ever seen appears out of nowhere and stabs one of the assassins in front of you.

Happened to my best friend King Gus.

[potatoesandsunshine]

i swear yanessa reviews game tape of the other houses' fuckups she is on a different level. royce fails because they underestimate their opposition, so we will hit harder and faster than they do. tachonis fails because they rush and compromise themselves, so we will be patient and always have a backup objective. just because one part of the plan fails doesn't mean the entire thing is a wash. even when we lose we will get a win out of it.

[marvelous-belladonna]

Mayali, Azune’s sister, protects him

[sabra-n]

I'll tell you who's going to believe Murray about the resurrection being a stunt, though: King Gus. Even if he never saw through the illusion, he was in the room where it happened, he knows Yanessa is a conniving little shit, and he's going to be kindly inclined to someone who just saved his life like five separate times in thirty seconds.