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Love Begins
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KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@startdelete
⚠ Tip! You can attract someone's [white ass] with a piece of [cheese]
If you see this blaze and are epileptic, DO NOT PRESS PLAY, it is a slideshow of rapidly moving images of different skirts
(DO NOT TAG THIS AS F//lash warning so people who need this warning can see this!)
I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.
I think if i put into words how happy this type of image makes me I would get diagnosed with something
One of tbe brilliant things about mlp:fim is that the main cast aren't wayward children or highschool students they're just a bunch of young adults. Like. Twilight is a postgrad forced by her supervisor to go find friends. Apple Jack has responsibility of gaurdianship of her little sister. They're all employed. They pay rent and taxes. Fluttershy has to deal with her deadbeat underachiever older brother who can't seem to move out by himself when she visits her parents. She also has anxiety she hasnt grown out of since high school. Rainbow Dash spends most days getting high and goofing off on her minimum wage job. Pinkie Pie has a culinary apprenticeship and lives with an older couple after she left her small mining town when nobody there was as into psychadelics as her. Rarity balances running her slowly growing etsy fashion bussiness with going on tinder dates with the worst men you've ever seen. They all vote. They have to pick up their own medical perscriptions. These are 26 year old girlies going through first quarter life crisises. So, yea, that fanart of Fluttershy smoking forever weed is highly accurate.
mountain dew malice
in my mountain dew chalice
sipping like a king in my mountain dew palace
100 dvds in your home
99 dvds now
hey. dont eat that.
ur trauma didn’t make you funny and while we’re on the topic ur music taste is unlistenable etc
its ok to be dead. its ok to be a rotting corpse!
translator? uhm.. im actually trans right now
what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I'll like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and I don't have any more control over it than you do.
There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!
Have fun everyone!
Image description: A comic or infographic illustrated with a blue cartoon owl. The text is dark blue, with some important parts in red.
In the preface, the owl is wearing several gag shop accessories: a joy buzzer, a squirting flower, and glasses that have a fake nose. The owl says, “Hello! Now that April Fool’s is around the corner, here’s 5 things I ask of you not to do.”
In the first one, the owl gets startled by another owl popping out of a computer screen. This says, “One. Don’t send screamers. Seriously, don’t.”
The second one shows an owl flirting with another owl. This says, “Two. Don’t play with people’s feelings. Examples:
“Don’t fake ask someone out.
“Don’t fake hate/be angry at them.
“Don’t lie that something bad has happened to someone/something important to them.”
The third one shows an owl wearing a bandage on their head, and a hospital IV drip attached to their wing. This says, “Three. Don’t fake an illness. Especially terminal and/or incurable ones.”
The fourth one shows an empty dotted outline where an owl has been. This says, “Four. Don’t pretend to leave, break up, or fake suicide.”
The fifth one shows an owl reading a newspaper with their feathers all fluffed out in distress. This says, “Five. Don’t spread malicious fake information: fake virus threats, fake tragic events, or fake celeb deaths.”
The final panel has a close-up on the owl’s face with their eyes glowing red, yelling, “Seriously, don’t be a butt!”
Description ends.
Think of the people you are pranking as *recipients*, not “victims.” It should be a gift that they can enjoy and laugh with you about. If your “prank” hinges on them feeling hurt or scared, it’s not a prank, it’s just cruelty using “it’s just a prank, bro!” as an excuse to justify it.
(image by @wuggen)
I’ll reblog it for the important message but you guys are making this really fucking difficult