why have sex when my posts r already bangers?

Fox, also known as the Taco Bell Femme Wrap Supreme (no tomato), icon by the talented studiompup on tumblr, for reference I am over 21.

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I 💛 toxic pathetic deranged freak ships/characters

[greelin]

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

[bathroomcube]

i now pr4onounce you.... mr and mrs freaky deaky doo

[bathroomcube]

i now pr4onounce you.... mr and mrs freaky deaky doo

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[dogpuppy]

[nataliehall]

Jimoteè Chamameé

Who wants a Jimothy tattoo 🤣

[thesuncantreachyouhere]

this website loves to do powerscaling but with oppression points

[thesuncantreachyouhere]

"yes you may be (insert minority label) but you also benefit from (insert perceived privilege) so that means that I, as an (insert minority label) who does not benefit from that privilege have more oppression points than you. this means i can call you slurs with zero backlash"

[hardcore-like-eezo]

Me every time Copilot reappears in Windows after I’ve previously uninstalled it:

[hoffmanjonsson]

DAVID JONSSON Photographed by Greg Williams for Hollywood Authentic 2026

[torirosepatrocolus]

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[gardenofneedles-deactivated2026]

i need to take care of you in a way that threatens your autonomy and makes you question if you can ever function without me again.

[hunysckle]

[bunspaceemissary]

nothing as fuck nice bunny bonday