why have sex when my posts r already bangers?

Fox, also known as the Taco Bell Femme Wrap Supreme (no tomato), icon by the talented studiompup on tumblr, for reference I am over 21.

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I 💛 toxic pathetic deranged freak ships/characters

[thememedaddy]

[yourrfeelings]

I restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favorite part

[candycoatedrox]

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

[geewaysgreendayhoodie]

my reptile is one of those social freaks that also likes the taste of people and gets very excited when people want to hold him and will do anything to return to his perfect nice humid house because people warm

[badluck-fistfuck]

Clown sex with a squeaker in the strap

[badluck-fistfuck]

I dont think so

[kuromi-hoemie]

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

[kuromi-hoemie]

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[va-draws]

A moment of light during the siege

[segamascott]

shawty's like a malady in my head

[infizero]

bringing back my too woke opinion that you should be allowed to change labels without the previous one being incorrect

[infizero]

i think you should be allowed to identify as trans without retroactively saying you were also trans in the past. i think the "born this way" rhetoric is limiting and you should be able say stuff like "i was fully a girl when i was a kid and now im a boy" without it invalidating your current identity but maybe that's just me

[edwardbateman]

this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

can we get some rollator and walker appreciation 🗣️‼️ i see a lot of cane and crutch and wheelchair appreciation but where's the love for rollators and walkers ‼️‼️‼️

[gaygaygay-no-kitaro-deactivated]

Hairspray and the Shape of Water both take place in circa 1962 Baltimore and I absolutely think of the events of the two happening simultaneously

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

♪ Good morning Baltimore! There’s the fish man who lives next door. There’s the lady who rides the bus. I think they’re boning but I won’t judge. Good morning Baaaaaaaaltimore…. ♪

[vocalenby-phoebe-edition]

Gay macklemore: i'm gonna top some fags only got 20 boaners in my cock ring. Or someth ing

[vocalenby-phoebe-edition]

Caveman chappell roan: i'm gonna keep on whacking with my big bony club

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet