why have sex when my posts r already bangers?

Fox, also known as the Taco Bell Femme Wrap Supreme (no tomato), icon by the talented studiompup on tumblr, for reference I am over 21.

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I 💛 toxic pathetic deranged freak ships/characters

[gojinka]

This post is so funny like comment subscribe if you picture your favs bloodied and coughing on the floor and flinching

[ikarakie]

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[thethreemustyfears]

[vivicas-dollhouse]

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

[biteyourblog]

your art style does not need a name your clothing style does not need to fit into a subcultural standard your feelings and experiences do not all need their own names and terminology

[fallout-lou-begas]

(trying to vent but has too big of a following to get into any genuinely vulnerable specifics) there is a sadness that overtakes me at times

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[this-is-trans-joy]

I will always care more about the supportive cishet boyfriend at pride than i will about the wannabe cop queer person interrogating every “straight looking” couple to make sure they’re “queer enough” to be there btw. Don’t worry about your cishet boyfriend, he’s sitting with me eating an ice cream wearing a homemade little pride bracelet around his arm and he is the happiest he’s ever been in his life :]

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[helloitsbees]

[penworthy]

[stjohnstarling]

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.