why have sex when my posts r already bangers?

Fox, also known as the Taco Bell Femme Wrap Supreme (no tomato), icon by the talented studiompup on tumblr, for reference I am over 21.

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I 💛 toxic pathetic deranged freak ships/characters

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[helloitsbees]

[penworthy]

[stjohnstarling]

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[computationalcalculator]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think even when you make a cartoonishly evil villain they need some form of semi-understandable motivation. Even if it’s as simplistic as wanting to make money. Like Mr. Krabs.

[theoryofweirdness]

Unless they're just completely insane

[what-even-is-thiss]

Insane people also have motivations. Like maybe they wanna blow up the earth with a death laser because it’s blocking the view from their space station.

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[yellbug]

eating my sandwich & leaving behind the perfectly sandwich-shaped sandwich bones

[beardedmrbean]

[nedlittle]

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

[nedlittle]

another one bites the dust

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[murderinthemoshpit]

great way to format a deeply foolish take i saw recently:

"this story is fascist propaganda!"

>looks inside

>it's... V for Vendetta???

[vexwerewolf]

Worth noting that a primary tactic of fascism is to attack media literacy and the understanding and interpretation of art

[qqueenofhades]

[thememedaddy]

[yourrfeelings]

I restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favorite part

[candycoatedrox]

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

[geewaysgreendayhoodie]

my reptile is one of those social freaks that also likes the taste of people and gets very excited when people want to hold him and will do anything to return to his perfect nice humid house because people warm