Star Trek Lyfe

I love all things star trek. All of it is glorious. Headcanons, shitposts, jokes, you can find it here. She/Her pronouns. Raging lesbian. Call me Lyfe!

[stonedtrek]

spock you did shrooms like at least once

[stonedtrek]

tags that made me laugh at 2:53 am

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[animamosaic]

Spock’s entire philosophy is explaining why it’s logical for you to go fuck yourself

[beakerhoneydew]

Star Trek just can't stop doing autistic characters

[startreklyfe]

FUCK you're right op

[floodnetworks]

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

[floodnetworks]

gay klingons:

lesbian klingons:

[ernmark]

Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn’t so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl?

Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he’s helping them proofread or something?

Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love? 

Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both thinking “I know she thinks this is just a regular old gal fight, but no, seriously, I’m trying to declare my intentions here”?

Are there euphemisms for LGBT Klingons? “Don’t try to win her over, Riker. She reads poetry.” 

[ishouldbeontheenterprise]

This one of the best things I’ve ever read

[birchlogz]

overcome by the sudden urge to draw data stimming

[weirdtrek]

🦎 🎭

[tea-trek-deactivated20201204]

Reblogging this again as a reminder that Masks Day is only two days away!

Masaka is waking, ya’ll!

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

Q: arrived

alert: red

dick: out

[chronosynclasticinfundibulums]

[cherry-meg]

jadzia dax has the cutest spots in the whole galaxy and i love her

[primatechnosynthpop]

[ID: three drawings of Jadzia Dax, all surrounded by little hearts drawn in blue. The first two drawings are headshots, and the last is a full-body shot. In the first drawing she has a neutral expression; in the second she has her hair down and is smiling excitedly. In the third drawing, she has her sleeves rolled up and the top of her uniform unbuttoned. She’s carring a shoulder bag and is smiling slightly. End ID]

[glumshoe]

whoop whoop my name’s Noonien Soong, I’m a cyberneticist but my lab is full of dinosaurs, I named my android sons “Facts” and “Heresay” and “Before I Fucking Learned How To Build An Android”, my wife died so I rebuilt her as a robot and then she dumped me, I made sure my robot sons who look exactly like me but weirder were really good at fucking before I sorted out their emotional disorders and this isn’t creepy, my planet got destroyed by a giant piece of mixed greens salad

[glumshoe]

also I aged like a 10th century bread mold in a town where all the hairdressers died of the Dancing Plague 

[stonedtrek]

i’m vibin, jean-luc.

[autisticjon]

joins the dark rusty quill and makes evil magnus archives

[autisticjon]

anyway the underwood collection is an unendorsed noncanonical derivative podcast of rusty quill's the magnus archives telling tales from the usher foundation washington dc currently being produced by pitch library released on mondays at 4 pm gmt

[clicksarts]

super super self indulgent lal,,,

[tess-mercer]

[stonedtrek]

being a Star Trek fan is just like *has a complicated relationship with Riker*

[nyotas]

[homochondriac]

deep space nine “past tense”