yankees brainrot

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This account is for the 18+ sickos.

Sideblog for baseball rpf. Mainly Yankees. Mainly Welpe.

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When Volpe and Wells are back-to-back in the lineup: omg it’s my fave characters!

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2026 is the year of the june goon for the yanks. no more swoon.

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The mild Cole-Escarra drama amuses me because I have a draft that will forever be unfinished about Higgy trying to get Cole to let Wells catch him in Sept 2023. 🥲

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my first welpe fic is more than a year old and they’re still rotting my brain 🥹

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okay

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came across this video again while doing some welpe research and when volpe says he has no hidden talents it’s only because he can’t say cum guzzling

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Volpe saying fish is his favorite food for wrong answers only…

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Bencer enthusiasts right now to Welpe fans:

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Sure, Judge called Volpe and they spoke for 30 minutes. But the NY media is too scared to report on what Wells and Volpe did last night.

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Austin’s sugar baby is a role that exists now.

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Belated thought after last night’s game: until Volpe is back, someone needs to make out with Wells sloppy style whenever he gets a strike 3 called on an ABS challenge.

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Cam and Will arrive together when everyone else arrived on the team bus. Mmhmm.

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I wanna say my favorite player kind of sucking builds character but it actually just makes me sad. 😔

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Volpe back in the Yanks clubhouse today and I’m not supposed to think about the endless Welpe banging over the last week?!

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if the world ends i’m okay going out thinking of athletes fucking 🤷‍♀️

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continuing to track these two