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This account is for the 18+ sickos.

Sideblog for baseball rpf. Mainly Yankees. Mainly Welpe.

The mild Cole-Escarra drama amuses me because I have a draft that will forever be unfinished about Higgy trying to get Cole to let Wells catch him in Sept 2023. 🥲

my first welpe fic is more than a year old and they’re still rotting my brain 🥹

okay

#i used to pray for audio clips like these #keep grinding ON IT #anthony volpe

came across this video again while doing some welpe research and when volpe says he has no hidden talents it’s only because he can’t say cum guzzling

#sorry sorry #(but don’t boo me i’m saying the truth)

Volpe saying fish is his favorite food for wrong answers only…

#that boy is gay #sorry girls he ain’t ever going downtown

Bencer enthusiasts right now to Welpe fans:

#enjoy it while it lasts #lol sob

Sure, Judge called Volpe and they spoke for 30 minutes. But the NY media is too scared to report on what Wells and Volpe did last night.

#facetime fucking until volpe was too exhausted to be sad anymore #welpe

Austin’s sugar baby is a role that exists now.

#the rational fan inside me understands #the yaoi fan inside is sad :(

Belated thought after last night’s game: until Volpe is back, someone needs to make out with Wells sloppy style whenever he gets a strike 3 called on an ABS challenge.