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[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*

me to me:

[curseworm]

the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

[lesbianfreyja]

being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m gay” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

[gungan-gundam]

being around gay people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m straight” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

[madeofmoons]

oh no, we talk about straight people all the time, and “because they’re straight” is used very frequently to explain their many flaws

[bagofbirds]

I just read an article about a guy who calls himself an “independent town crier” and he just turns up at royal events and starts yelling about them without anyone asking him to

[universalharvester]

[ghostgods-deactivated20220410]

no more worlds like this

[bileshroom]

just to clear up some rumors

i DO have blood and I do have ALL of MY bones and I didnt take them from anyone I grew them myself so stop asking

[tailscore-deactivated20170319]

[thorodinson]

[kontrollsysteme]

wow mood

[anissapierce]

Were in 2017 he’s in 3089

[rachel-berry]

Ok why is he holdng the microphone like a fucking wine glass

[lunarecord]

femmefareeha just told you

[janeplease]

*throws rocks at God’s window* hey! Why did u make me

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Frankenstein by Mary Shelly

[caramujotan]

met the most iconic duo in qp tonight

[narnia]

[smashbike]

people: wrinkles ugly :/

me, a connesiur of the arts:

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

[deactivated-blog]

Priceless

[lyjerria]

don’t try to date a woman you’re not ready for. if you can’t give her what she deserves, leave her alone

[uwu2232133-deactivated20201209]

is there a reason this is gendered? 

[lyjerria]

it’s because I only care about women

[genderlesstrauma]

me, a suicidal asshole, eating my 10th popsicle today and spinning my fidget spinner: you know what fuck depression i’m neurotypical now