Andrew McTague

Music Student//Gamer//Comic Geek

[sharmelshack]

[norunningbythepool-deactivated2]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If keyboards came with braille on them, we all could have subconsciously learnt braille by now.

[xchickengirlx]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

“He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”

[homiu-l]

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[thursday]

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

[c3rvida3]

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

[correct-vampire-opinions]

me

[revelation19]

What do angels actually look like per the bible?

Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…

According to Daniel 10 something like this…

According to Isaiah 6…

In Ezekiel 10… 

Again in Ezekiel 10…

Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else. 

[musiqchild007]

[revelation19]

Yeah, that’s usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible…

[the-unreadable-jimanjikles]

There’s a good reason why angels’ standard greeting is ‘Do not be afraid’.

[glitterbomb-goblinking-blog]

I used to listen to this radio show and one thing I remember because it was so funny was a Christmas special where an angel showed up to tell the shepherds about the birth of Christ.  The conversations went:

Angel: “FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming*

Angel: “I SAID FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming LOUDER*

Angel: “WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?”

[cameoamalthea]

So demons are fallen angels but they don’t look scary because they’re fallen, that’s just what all angels look like…

Maybe that’s why so many Christians see visions of Saints or the Virgin Mary instead…like Jesus is all…no, no see being human made me realize sending Angels might not be the best idea. I don’t know if humans can handle this. So I’m gonna just send mom

[bamf-castiel]

@fem-deanwinchester

[mathblr]

I’M GONNA JUST SEND MOM

[veronica-rich]

God: The humans are scared.

Mary: Fine. I’m on it.

[upallnightogetloki]

Jesus: It’s either Mom or the thousand eyed flaming wheel, Dad, do you really think the humans are gonna be chill with that when they’re terrified of spiders already?

God: Hey now, some of those spiders eat birds.

Jesus: …Dad…

God: …To be fair, Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase.

[starwarsandmarvel]

Angel:(Giant shining being with massive flaming wings) Scottish Guy:YOU MADE ME SPILL MY FUCKING DRINK. FIGHT ME!

[shortvideosandstuff]

[keristraszas-deactivated2015081]

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

[maurypovichofficial]

Languages are made up can you believe that? it’s just a bunch of phonetic sounds gibberish none of it actually means anything. this post??? i could smash my hand on the keyboard and it could mean the same thing, it only doesn’t because we say so. Nothing is real 

[twitterlols]

logic

[niceshibe]

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

[shit-gamers-say]

Okay, eat me! Oh God, don’t eat me! Eat me! Don’t eat me! Eat me! Don’t eat me! God, I’m like an indecisive lesbian!

Markiplier

x

(via shit-gamers-say)

[shit-gamers-say]

*fighting the bad guy with a pair of scissors* Scissor him, scissor him! Not the vagina scissor, the other scissor!

Michael

x

(via shit-gamers-say)

[shit-gamers-say]

This woman sounds like a robot queefing into a walkie talkie.

Cr1tikal

x

(via shit-gamers-say)

[shadio]

why do people act like getting a job is so easy it’s literally the hardest thing on earth 

[saltysharkmentality]

It really isn’t that difficult if you put forth your best effort.

#positiveattractspositive #stayfocused #dothedamnthing

If you work for it, it will come to you. But don’t expect the waiting game to reward you by simply dropping opportunities in your lap.

💙

[shadio]

no shade but shut the fuck up

[starwarsandmarvel]

I'm guessing he isn't a college student looking for part time work. It's a nightmare.

[mdevillar]

[pajamaben]

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman