starxedsteph

[starxedsteph]

Been working on backing up/moving over some old art files of mine and found this gem. I think we all have that weird first photoshop project... right? right??

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Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing..

[terriblerealestateagentphotos]

For emergency evacuations please use the stairs.

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😳

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Gingerbread things

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Who wore it better?

The Story Behind Taylor Swift’s Person of the Year Cover Shoot

Here’s the inspiration behind the shoot.

[starxedsteph]

There are a few songs I find easy to work to while on repeat 😅 but Rodrigo Y Gabriela, I just like all of their songs. 🎶🎵

[starxedsteph]

This is where I am with this move.

[reversedumbrella]

Vincent Van Gogh

[killsandthrills]

but who’s gonna feed sabine’s loth-cat when she’s not there??!??

[starxedsteph]

I’m holding out hope it’s coming with…? But also was concerned they didn’t show her making arrangements for this.

[starxedsteph]

Phew. I keep wanting to buy clogs but then I think they’re just too formal!

No longer.

[polarcell]

drives me crazy that i keep seeing people use sound bites of no doubt's "just a girl" to post cutesy twee girl math type of videos when the song itself is a refutation of that sort of attitude and uses the line sarcastically. Please god we are never getting out of this

[starxedsteph]

The important part is that we know.

They’ve inadvertently activated us.

[squeakitties]

come to Marshals if u would like to purchase World’s Most Breakable Object

[squeakitties]

[teabree-shark]

[arylongames]

The Truth About Fitness Gaming

I really enjoy video games, gamifying things, combining tasks to maximize efficiency and, by extension, maximizing relax time. So naturally,

Fitness gaming isn't for everyone, but I'm a fan!

[starxedsteph]

I stole this from someone who definitely stole it from someone else so I don’t know the source but it seriously cracked me up.

[too-cool-for-facebook]

Poorly describe an animal and I'll draw it

(Don't say what animal it is, not in the tags either)

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@curlyburp Enjoy your nightmare ostrich

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@starxedsteph Enjoy your Nerds-FryKid Hamster

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I also was describing my cat 😹

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Poorly describe an animal and I'll draw it

(Don't say what animal it is, not in the tags either)

[starxedsteph]

Petite fuzzball

[shutupcrime]

Ranking the Kens in Barbie based on overall ‘kenergy’

1. Ken

- little cowboy hat

- doctor who

- just misses his best friend barbie 🥹

8.5 out of Ken

2. Ken

- less fun lil cowboy hat

- gets to be douche bro president Ken

- related to Chris evans maybe?

- gives Ryan gosling a lil kiss

5 out of Ken

3. Ken

- back flipping Ken

- excellent dancer

- gives serious steal ur girl energy

- possibly the most sexually aggressive of all the Kens (I am referencing his interactions with Ryan Gosling Ken exclusively, the energy was palpable)

- served some mad cunt

9 out of Ken

4. Ken

- possibly my favourite Ken

- always has Ken’s back

- very goofy dancer 💜

- played drums when all the other Ken’s played guitar

- recipient of the holy pimp coat

- almost certainly in love with his best friend Ken

10 out of Ken

5. Ken

- THE Ken

- he’s kenough 🥲

- lost interest in the patriarchy when he found out it wasn’t about horses

- instigated the greatest out of nowhere dance number in a film I’ve ever seen

- buuuuuuuut also enslaved a bunch of women so…

-10 out of Ken (still love him tho)

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I just can’t get kenough

[lakevida]

does anyone else keep seeing this label in their notifs

[bumblebeerror]

WHAT do I have to do to get this label

[lakevida]

guess