mermaids are real

+Sara | I don’t know what I’m still doing here

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[mydesignispeople]

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

[ladofletters]

[working link]

[weasley-detectives]

Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

[theimprobabledreamersworld]

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

[toastbutteregg]

Source: The craziest tweets from people in quarantine

[toastbutteregg]

[triviallytrue]

Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

[triviallytrue]

based

[entitty]

dont any of you dare forget this gem i quote this daily

[guerrillatech]

[propagandis]

People hate Richard Branson. What they should really hate is the system that made his lifestyle possible.

[flootzavut]

I can multitask.

[exigencelost]

I maintain that Hey There Delilah by Plain White Tees is a 450% better song if it’s about a guy who’s lost custody of his daughter

[exigencelost]

Literally every lyric has so much more Energies if it’s sung to a child I’m gonna die on this hill. “Hey there, Delilah /Don’t you worry about the distance /I’m right there if you get lonely /Give this song another listen” and “Hey there, Delilah/ I know times are gettin’ hard /But just believe me, girl / Someday I’ll pay the bills with this guitar / We’ll have it good /We’ll have the life we knew we would / My word is good” like? He’s trying to get his daughter back? Idk if she’s with the other parent or in foster care or what but it’s So Much I have a lot of feelings about this. The repeated promises, “I’d walk to you if I had no other way” and “I’m right there when you get lonely” when, like, obviously, he’s not, and he’s just sort of desperately hoping that she still understands that he loves her, and that she doesn’t feel abandoned. And then, “Delilah, I can promise you /That by the time that we get through / The world will never ever be the same /And you’re to blame” that’s so fucking sweet? That’s such a sweet thing to say to your daughter. Romance is over. Noncustodial parental love songs are where it’s at. 

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is what “death of the author” means. We know that’s not what the song was written about, but what if it was? What if we explored the lyrics as though the speaker was a heartbroken father missing his daughter? It changes EVERYTHING. And it’s so good.

Anyway, OP you are wonderful and I love you.

[animalcrossingmemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[peachine]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[msjessicaday]

I HAD NO IDEA WHERE SHE WAS GONNA GO WHEN SHE SAID “SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD” AND NOW I’M JUST. I’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND SDFUHDKJJFSDHSKJL

[menstru8r-deactivated20210616]

kitty foreman said fuck female socialization

[exeggcute]

reddit’s amitheasshole sub may be the most ineffective (if not hilariously entertaining) kind of peer judgement in the worst possible court of opinion BUT I do appreciate how “everyone sucks here” is an accepted conclusion to come to. I think we should apply that more, up to and perhaps including official courts of law

[maxknightley]

“we find the defendant guilty, but we also find that the plaintiff brought it on themselves”

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

Head on over to https://iww.org/membership/ and get started learning how to build a union in your workplace! =D

[30-minute-memes]

Need to be mindful for our feathered friends!

[wreckitremy]

I’ve queued this to post around the time that alot of babies will be hatching.

Go buy some frozen veggies and feed the babies

[neurospicybirb]

It is baby season right now. A lot of babies are being born right now and people keep bringing them into the sanctuary. Sometimes its best to leave them alone.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

They literally moved best actor to the last category over best fucking picture to capitalize on the tragic death of the frontrunner but then not only did that frontrunner NOT win it went to the one guy in the category who didn’t go to the ceremony

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Wanna clarify that this post is less abt who deserved to win and more about ABC/the academy blatantly using Chadwick Boseman’s death as a ratings booster and then looking like fools when their greed blew up in their faces

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Apparently Anthony Hopkins’ reps begged the academy to let him attend via zoom instead of going to one of the designated oscar gathering spots since A. He’s high risk for COVID and B. His father just passed and he wanted to be with his family and they said no??

[princessnijireiki]

Important to add:

As a result of the no-Zoom nonsense AND the refusal to allow Hopkins to pre-record a just-in-case acceptance speech, he was literally asleep when all this went down, on account of it being like 4AM in Wales at the time & the fact that he is in his 80s and iirc the oldest ever Best Actor Oscar Nominee/Winner

Despite all this the first thing he does is record an acceptance video to post on Instagram & the speech was basically, "I'm shocked, I'm grateful, I didn't expect to win anything, but thank you & RIP Chadwick Boseman."

ON TOP OF WHICH,

Soderbergh so clearly expected Chadwick to win that the Academy gift bags for all guests of the Oscars ceremony also included NFTs of Chadwick Boseman valued at something like $1.2mil (iirc guests have to pay taxes on the goodie bags... not sure how that's gonna be negotiated).

To add insult to injury, these environment destroying digital trading cards were made by an artist who bought a $50 3D model of Boseman's head and put a gold texture on top... and the person who sold the $50 3D rendering stole that from a separate artist they'd commissioned on Artstation, and ran off with the files without paying/possibly by doing a chargeback.

[fandomshavecollided]

Remember this?

Well

It happened

LITTLE JOSH WON!!!!