I NEVER SHUT UP!!!💥💥💥💥

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I have the aspirations of 100 men and the ambition of a very tired girl who doesn’t seem to know how to put her care into action or even try to unfortunately

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I would rather DIE than live forever

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Everytime I get a note I’m like omgggg so you think I’m funnnnyyy??? Staaaahhhppp ahahaha And it’s like one single like by a spam account

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[statesanctionedyapper]

Anything with the capacity to think has the capacity to love I think

[statesanctionedyapper]

“Why would I lie?” I say lyingly

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Why do cheaters always get outed at concerts? Do they think they’re safe because everyone is looking at the artist or something?? They’re not. I’m out there. I’m observing the public. I am always out there.

[statesanctionedyapper]

Everyone talks about how evil and selfish humans are inherently. And I get it because I see it everyday, in the news, in the people around me in the mirror. But like. I think the fact that so many choose to be good despite it all says more about humans than the instinct to be bad. But whatever .

[statesanctionedyapper]

It’s in our nature to love. In our nature to care. To empathize. Everything in this world pushes us to hate, but at the core of humanity there is always the human urge to love, always. Or something

[statesanctionedyapper]

Everyone talks about how evil and selfish humans are inherently. And I get it because I see it everyday, in the news, in the people around me in the mirror. But like. I think the fact that so many choose to be good despite it all says more about humans than the instinct to be bad. But whatever .

[statesanctionedyapper]

Hate the feeling of thinking of someone and hating and loving and missing them and being so so glad that they aren’t in your life anymore and wishing that they were right next to you but knowing it would kill you if they were

[statesanctionedyapper]

I love you guys so much (humanity in general)

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Honestly getting killed on the first day of your comeback tour is kinda crazy poetic

[f4ggydog]

she a bad bitch i make her squirt

looking like the neck of charlie kirk

[statesanctionedyapper]

How I feel checking my friends locations and they’re exactly where they always are (napping)

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Something that was so serious to you at the time will become a Sabrina carpenter animatic story board to you in a year trust

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I love lying. I’m a liar. I lie. It’s like a line of coke, straight dopamine out of pointless lies that I get no benefits from, but at the same time I must follow my Morality Rules or else I am plunged into a pit of guilt and despair. Like yes I will pretend to hold this outlandish opinion and argue with you about it for half an hour and now you just think that I believe that forever. However if I lie about why I’m late or if I remembered to do something I will be struck down by a bolt of lightning immediately

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One day you wake up and hating yourself just doesn’t hit the same anymore bro. like I thought this was a life long curse why am I suddenly appreciating the small joys that every day life brings with it and seeing the beauty in my appearance rather than hyper focusing on what isn’t deemed conventionally attractive. Like hello who are you and what have you done with my self image

[statesanctionedyapper]

My belief has always been embrace the hater mindset, by which I mean if you hate a celebrity for no reason fine but like you don’t have to lie about it like just be a hater it’s literally fine. “Blank blank is entitled! She (insert crazy jumps to conclusions)” like no baby girl who are you hiding from just say you don’t like her because you think she’s annoying.

now even if I am also a hater I have to defend this person because you are just wrong and how dare you make me defend someone I’m irrationally hating rn