milo⚰️ (DO NOT FOLLOW IF NOT 18+)

write the yumaslop, bitchboy he/him 20, 18+ follows only semi ethical pervert ao3:pathetictransfucksleeve

[f4ggydog]

my intro post!!! (requests for anything yellowjackets related kinda on pause)

ao3

hi im milo and im 20! I use he/him pronouns and masculine terms (also only follow me if you are 18+ no minors allowed, especially on any suggestive or nsfw posts)

main fixation rn is anything related to figure skating. ive kind of switched fandoms so apologies if u expect anything related to yellowjackets rn. but i also wont remove my masterlist in case my old stuff makes u curious.

masterlist

masterlist for non request tumblr fics

and inbox is open to any and all things!! (though there are a lot of times where i might be slow with opening inboxes, dont take it personally. its a whole me issue)

taken anons:🩻, 💌, 🧸, 🍋, 🦴, 🌿, ⛄️, 🫎, 🍑, 🐀, 🐶, 🧿, 🪲, 🐶🪓,😈, 🐳, 🐠, 🦷, 🐛, ♠️, 🤺, 🌷,👢,🥨, 🦇, 🌈, 🌱, 🎄, 🇬🇧, 🩷, 💋, 🦅, 💄, 🐌, 🍒,🤠, 🐝, 🫡,🫀, 🐦‍⬛,🍺, 🩰, 🔮, 🕷️, 🍥, 🥤, 🪼, 🪷

[f4ggydog]

I need her to eat me

[f4ggydog]

Being forced to laugh at an older (gen x or boomer's joke) that isnt necessarily offensive but is just unfunny and stupid and it is worse cause they clearly act like they are the kings/queens of comedy

[f4ggydog]

"why are u forced to laugh" because they verbally abuse u and pester you and press on u nonstop and continue to try to shove jokes and meaningless conversation down ur throat if u dont

[f4ggydog]

Being forced to laugh at an older (gen x or boomer's joke) that isnt necessarily offensive but is just unfunny and stupid and it is worse cause they clearly act like they are the kings/queens of comedy

[f4ggydog]

isabeau is fucking injured isabeau is fucking injured isabeau is fucking injured isabeau is fucking injured

[f4ggydog]

Looking handsome in that suit!

hey hai hey hai hell thank u so much i appreciate it thank u so much

[f4ggydog]

I hate when figure skating songs keep getting fuck ass songs stuck in my head like yes keep "i wanna be ur dog" by cruella stuck in my head for days on end because of the russian rocket.

[homeiswheretheheartwreckeris]

me with “don’t you worry bout a thing” because of a certain Japanese bean

[f4ggydog]

ami nakai mention!!!!!!

[f4ggydog]

guys what happened with cookies im late to the “blame figure skaters for class struggle” party

just seeing some more takes about alysa liu being privileged (which i dont want anyone to deny cause its true) but ppl acting like shes SPECIALLY privileged and that no figure skaters from the history of ever in other places have been privileged or acting like shes the first privileged skater to exist.

mostly prompted by a fstt post about calling alysa privileged in a special way which some ppl found hypocritical because the user who made that post is a massive adeliia fan and ppl pointed out how adeliia was complaining or made a storytime recently in an interview about how she couldnt buy dior at the airport

[maidslime]

Saw a post that said "if you call yourself a misandrist then I know you're weird about trans women who don't pass" and like. Those are women. Like if someone is a piece of shit to non passing trans women that's transphobia. Not some made up oppression for the men. Trans women are women. Stop trying to claim otherwise.

[maidslime]

By saying trans women who don't pass are affected by misandry you have become the one being "weird" about trans women who don't pass

[f4ggydog]

oh no what did her ass do now? Its always some bullshit with her

[f4ggydog]

i like her but a real zhenya fan knows im right

[f4ggydog]

oh no what did her ass do now? Its always some bullshit with her

[f4ggydog]

Sweet caroline and then im a believer blasting at this wedding and everyone singing along oh im #sure

[f4ggydog]

One relative confused me for my mom's SON at the wedding and not her daughter #weup #moodlifted #weareup

[f4ggydog]

But we're actually down again cause a waitress called me young man but my name on my seating list was my deadname so it was super awkward to have to announce that i was said deadname

waitress was like "oh i couldnt tell especially sincw u were wearing a suit!!" and it was an awkward interaction with my parents and a relative of mine right next to me

and now i wanna take the trip to killingmyself-ville again

[f4ggydog]

One relative confused me for my mom's SON at the wedding and not her daughter #weup #moodlifted #weareup

[f4ggydog]

when is autism gonna be the quirky cute disorder again? I dont want to actually struggle or deal with the struggles that come with me when does the quirky tiktokified version of it come back

[f4ggydog]

most autistic bitch at the family gathering trying not to appear rude and make it clear that im trying to be friendly without excessively smiling ever

[f4ggydog]

me when the undersocialized disorder actually affects ur ability to interact with ppl and get along with them without feeling isolated/worried of being ignored especially in person

[f4ggydog]

most autistic bitch at the family gathering trying not to appear rude and make it clear that im trying to be friendly without excessively smiling ever