ANGER TURNED SIDEWAYS

indie statesman medic oc head of statesman's medical bay, doctor asa "ethanol" pierce. sideblog to stateswhiskey selective & slow!

[statesdoctor]

@statesbourbon

“You know, you’d be surprised at how many alcoholic surgeons there are... Or not. I haven’t actually met another alcoholic surgeon, but hey. At least I don’t drink on the job, right?” He downs the rest of his dry martini and waves the bartender for another. “Shit gets to you, man.”

[statesdoctor]

statesangria:

         “ i promise i wouldn’t be here if it weren’t urgent—  i fell off a horse.  think i broke my wrist. ”

Ethanol stares at her, fingers tapping his martini glass, trying to discern if she was lying to him or not. That is, until he looks at her wrist-- and it’s purple. Fuck. Whatever’s left in his martini glass, he downs in seconds before he sighs and takes her wrist and puts some pressure on it. “This hurt?”

[statesdoctor]

kingsmanmakings:

    “Hasn’t anyone told you? We’ll be workin’ together now. I’m…Kingsman personnel.”

“I don’t care. If you’re not HURT, you need out.” He motions with his head and tablet.

[statesdoctor]

@statesgin hit that heart

"This is the last time I’m patching you up under the radar, Gin.” ...Okay. So he always says that. But THIS time he means it.

[statesdoctor]

@oceansburned ME? NOT BRING IN ALAN ALDA INTO EVERY SINGLE FANDOM I’M IN????? LESS LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!!!!

[statesdoctor]

@statescola hit that heart

“Oh my god you are a LIFE saver, Cola. Thank you,” Asa takes his large cup of coffee and gives it a good gulp before setting it down. If it’s one thing he can drink faster than anyone in Statesman, it’s coffee. 

[statesdoctor]

@statesangria hit that heart

“Listen. I’m off duty. I am not looking at any cut or bruise you might have given yourself.”

[statesdoctor]

@whiquor hit that heart

“You know, I am pretty sure this is a record for me. I have NEVER stitched someone up this much.”

[statesdoctor]

your resident statesman head of medical will never understand how the agents can open up every single stitch within hours of seeing him. like y’all. calm ur fuckin tits and stop getting into fights 24/7. he aint’ got time for your shit.

[statesdoctor]

@stateskahlua hit that heart

“I don’t.... how--" Every time. Every time an agent comes in with a BRAND NEW batch of wounds mere DAYS after he’s seen them, he’s baffled. He KNOWS being an agent is dangerous work, but this, in his opinion, is ridiculous. Ethanol lets out a long, exasperated sigh before motioning for her to sit down. “I will never understand...”

[statesdoctor]

@kingsmanmakings hit that heart

“Hey! Unless you have a wound I need to look at, you shouldn’t be in here. Statesman personnel only.”

[statesdoctor]

@statesabsinthe hit that heart

“It’s not as bad as it l--” Wince. The pounding in his head just keeps getting worse. “--..looks. I’ll be fine.”

[statesdoctor]

@scottishtech hit that heart

“...Okay. Good news-- you’re alive! Your face doesn’t look too bad, and vitals are normal. Bad news-- .......you’re missing a leg. ....Or two. .....Okay, you’re missing both your legs. Our best engineers have already been working on prosthetics for you, and once you’re all healed up we can get you walking as soon as possible. Questions?”

[statesdoctor]

everybody calls him doc. no one calls him ethanol because either everyone forgets or no one cares. which, he’s okay with that. he doesn’t get being called ethanol, anyway.

[statesdoctor]

“ joking about it is the only way of opening my mouth without SCREAMING. ” -doctor asa “ethanol” pierce, head of statesman medical bay.

indie statesman oc - sideblog to @stateswhiskey​

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