Handheld Dream, Shot In Hell

Finneas/27/bisexual/NonBinary/I ain’t perfect, but I’m doing my best to learn

[littlest-bugz]

When you’re mid sentence and suddenly forget literally everything you were talking about

[pan-of-light]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

back in olden times theyd crank out a few good monster movies & then make 47 movies about the monsters sons & daughters & grocery trips etc and john carradine would be in them and then theyd arrange playdates for all the monsters to hang out and fight each other and then once they were done fighting each other theyd start sending them to chase comedians around

[moveslikekeithrichards]

back in olden times if you were gonna make a scary movie it had to be about a frankenstein or a big ant or something, and then the 70s came and they started making scary movies about whatever the fuck, and if you wanted to return to the Monsters From Olden Times Hanging Out And Fighting shit in the 70s you could still get lon chaney jr for it but you had to make dracula look like frank zappa

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[segamascott]

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[proteusolm]

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[creditednature]

Trithemis festiva immature male 3702 West of Epta Piges, Rhodes, Greece. - Description and photo by Henrik Gyurkovics

[roswellsoup]

graduated and was blessed by ladybug freaks 💛🐞🎓

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[seventhhorse]

Set of glazed ceramic tiles, 17th century, originating from the Netherlands. Collection: Museum Rotterdam.⁣

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[escuerzoresucitado]

[chipjrwibignaturals]

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

[chipjrwibignaturals]