𝕶𝖎𝖒𝖇𝖔 @staticpallour - Tumblr Blog

Let me re-introduce myself

WHATS UP DEGENS

My name is StaticPallour but my friends call me Static or Kimbo

I'm a pansexual, genderfluid, chronically online, ADHD, leftist cuck in my mid 30's.

I've been on this hellsite since 2010 - I was there when the ancient texts were written.

I use this one blog for everything, and I am a prolific shit/horny poster. This blog is 18+ only.

You've been warned.

***ALL WORKS ON HIATUS*** Looking for my Fics?

After being in Fan Fiction retirement for over 15 years, I have risen from my deep sleep. Fangirls never die, we grow up and become more powerful.

Starfield:

Teenage Dream - A one shot about a quiet moment on the ship with Aurora and Sam Coe

I Hate When you Talk - You hate fuck Mathis because he wont shut his stupid mouth.

On Hiatus:

Renegade Hearts - A Starborn AU featuring my OC Aurora. The Quintessence - A Sapphic Love story between Rora and Hadrian Sanon.

Baldurs Gate 3:

Mind Over Time - Post events of Baldurs Gate 3, now married, Aurora and Astarion make way back to Baldurs Gate to see their friend Gale: He's found a ritual that just might help Astarion cure his Vampirism.

My OC: Aurora Last name - Starfield: Coe, nee: Moore Last name - Baldurs Gate 3: Ancunin, nee: Hyluil

Biography of Aurora Coe - My OC

Rora's Personality stats

OC Questionaire

More about Rora

#fanfic #starfield #bethesda #kimbowrites #fangirls never die #ao3 writer #The Coemancer Crew #writer #shit poster #sad and horny

RE: God of War Men need to grow the fuck up.

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STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

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Lynch your Leaders

#Bob Vylan #lynch your leaders #Youtube

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Lemme be straight for a minute, and say no amount of lack of traction and interaction on Tumblr could ever hurt me, simply bc I’ve got a 3yo Instagram account that fairs 0-2 likes per post, and TikToks that get maybe 20 likes to every 200 views, which is a gap that only widens if it by some miracle breaks 300 view containment.

The slow death of friend/follower culture, prioritization of tags for pushing trends and virality rather than discovery, curation and archival means, and the implementation of the FYP is sadly a lotta the reason why the interaction we were used to has likely shifted.

Full disclosure, I don’t absolutely abhor the FYP, I use it a lot myself bc it keeps me engaged by filling my feed full of people and content I wouldn’t normally see, bc it doesn’t get reblogged onto my dashboard. I find so many talented artists and GIF makers thanks to it, but I also know that not everyone interacts with it as liberally as I do. Perhaps that’s got more to do with the way tumblr has always been either a heavily curated experience for some, or a meme slot machine for others, and everything else kinda slips between the cracks of niche-ness.

To the point, I guess this is my long way of telling you… a lotta the time it isn’t just you, or something you’re doing or not doing. Sometimes these apps just really suck at doing what they say they’re supposedly doing… but also like, we all would probably be having a much more fun and enriching and organic social media experience if we didn’t have to rely on things like the FYP… if we reblogged more.