Please don't look at me

Being observed blasts holes in my psyche

[normaloperafan]

She's so real

[mermaidhugs]

YSO fill 🥤🍑🍓

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

[rabbitrah]

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

[polartaint]

Au where everything is the same except the baratie is a mcdonalds

[staticsifting]

this is how samurai champloo starts

[hrast-ika]

i have no idea when i drew this, had to be more than a year back, all i know is that i have been on my One piece reread (Water 7 ofc)

[pancakeke]

if you tell someone to kill themselves on tumblr and then get banned for it, I'm sorry to say but you are a scrub. what you do is you bait the other person until they tell you to kill yourself and then you report them so they get banned. i learned this when i was 12 on gaia online. i don't think they're teaching kids these days defensive trolling.

[pancakeke]

then if they remake and come back at you angry for getting them banned you ask them what they said that got them the ban, and when they say it to elaborate you immediately report them again for saying it again. write this down.

[stupidthreehousesedits]

[staticsifting]

@floopthefox

[hotvampireadjacent]

[jordanbolton]

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

[randomalienencounter]

╎'↸ ⎓ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᒲ|| ꖌリᒷᒷᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᓵ∷|| ⚍⊣ꖎ|| ╎⎓ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ𝙹リᒷ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ᓭᔑ╎↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᒲᒷ ╎⎓ ╎ ∴ᔑᓭ ᔑꖎ𝙹リᒷ ꖎ𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ ╎リ ᒲ|| ℸ ̣⍑𝙹⚍⊣⍑ℸ ̣ᓭ

[hermitrad]

god damnit kyle the alien you ruined the moment

[randomalienencounter]

"KYLE"??????????????? ᔑリ↸ ╎ ∷⚍╎リᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ᒲ𝙹ᒲᒷリℸ ̣???????????????????

[hermitrad]

yes, kyle. you ruined the moment. im removing your “fruit” privileges.

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ╎ᓭ ᔑ "⎓∷⚍╎ℸ ̣ !¡∷╎⍊ᒷꖎᒷ↸⊣ᒷ"? ↸𝙹 ||ᔑꖎꖎ ⍑⚍ᒲᔑリᓭ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ, ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᔑ ꖌ╎リꖌ ⎓𝙹∷ ℸ ̣ᔑꖌ╎リ⊣ ʖᔑᓭ╎ᓵ ℸ ̣⍑╎リ⊣ᓭ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ !¡ᒷ𝙹!¡ꖎᒷ (ᔑリ↸ ⍑╎↸ᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷᒲ ʖᒷ⍑╎↸ᒷ ᔑ ꖎᔑ∷⊣ᒷ !¡∷╎ᓵᒷℸ ̣ᔑ⊣ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ∷╎ᓭᒷᓭ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ ╎リ⎓ꖎᔑℸ ̣╎𝙹リ?)? ╎ᒲ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷ ᓭ𝙹∷ℸ ̣ 𝙹⎓ ᔑ !¡ᒷℸ ̣ ||𝙹⚍ ᓵᔑリ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ∷ᔑリ↸𝙹ᒲꖎ|| ℸ ̣ᔑ⊣ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ ᔑ リᔑᒲᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ℸ ̣∴ᔑℸ ̣

╎ ᔑᓭᓭ⚍∷ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ╎⎓ ||𝙹⚍ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ℸ ̣ᔑꖎꖌ ℸ ̣𝙹 ᒲᒷ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ᔑ⊣ᔑ╎リ ╎ᒲᒲᔑ ᒲᔑꖌᒷ ᓭ⚍∷ᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷᓭᒷ ∴𝙹∷↸ᓭ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑᓭℸ ̣ 𝙹リᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ⚍ℸ ̣ℸ ̣ᒷ∷

╎ᒲ ᒲᔑ↸ ᔑᓭ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ∷リ

[sacred-portal]

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[homunculus-argument]

Chainmoker Cat and Bojack Horseman are now the two only items in my list of "shows that are actually fucking amazing but which I wouldn't recommend to anyone."

[tosety]

I haven't seen Bojack Horseman yet but I can say I'll recommend Chainsmoker Cat not as an enjoyable watch but as a depiction of addiction that is neither cool nor cute.

Do not go into Chainsmoker Cat with the plan to be amused unless you like gross out humor, and even then, if you have any empathy you're going to pity her.

It's amazing and I think everyone should watch it... But not as an enjoyable watch

[homunculus-argument]

Honestly, having watched the first five episodes, I was initally surprised that the protagonist is consistently doing better than I was doing at my worst. Sure, the rock bottom is the same, materially speaking, but who in the ever-loving fuck has a sister who's willing to buy a hazmat suit to come take care of you in your nasty-ass home when you're sick??

I fully went in assuming that there would be a lot more plotlines boiling down to "local woman goes into insane lengths to make sure that absolutely nobody knows how badly she is living because the only thing that could make it worse would be having anyone witness it", but she's got a fucking support network (mainly consisting of peers who aren't doing any better but still)?? She's got a healthy attitude about it and reminds herself that she's not a bad person just because she's got no life management skills?? She has family and loved ones who know how badly she's doing and still want to help instead of shaming her for making them look bad in association???

Insane what a world of difference it makes when you're not ashamed of being a loser and have loser buddies to be losers with, instead of hiding in isolation from your better-doing friends out of shame and clinging to abusers out of desperation.

There's a segment of population to whom Chainsmoker Cat is a cozy wish-fulfillment fantasy kind of show.

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[cosmonautroger]

[staticsifting]

dont eat that, thats leaklock and its for threaded pipe connections and it tastes awful

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[alphabetizing-posts]

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

[infectiouspiss]

stop that put my words back normal style

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle

[infectiouspiss]

i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now

[femdommunismforthemasses-deacti]

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