gay shitty idiot

hi i'm comet she/her

[prokopetz]

There's literally no rule that says the sexy robot can't be fat.

[redwyverndht]

if you start caring about something too much they shoot you btw

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

[justkleinerthoughts]

you reported our poop video. we're never posting again for that btw. its over because you reported our poop video. Goodbye. Go to hell.

[justkleinerthoughts]

Dr. Kleiner sticks his fingir in his mouth

Press A to proceed

[justkleinerthoughts]

Dr. Kleiner sucks on finger, revealing previously undiscovered weak spot in skin membrane on fingertip

Press A to proceed

[justkleinerthoughts]

Upon noticing taste of iron, Dr. Kleiner withdraws finger and examines- Spot of blood soon erupts into spurt of blood

Press A to proceed

[justkleinerthoughts]

Despite best efforts, Dr. Kleiner is unable to staunch flow, and the smell attracts several yucky bugs

Press A to proceed

[justkleinerthoughts]

Dr kleiner screams at sight of naked bugs, attempts to run away but slips in own blood puddule. And dies.

Dr. Kleiner has met an untimely end. Game over! :D

[flipchild]

Now, kid, my name might not be Lala Bingle, but that doesn't mean I don't want some yummy sneats, capiche?

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

and why does the robot girl need giant bouncing breasts

[scenetorrents]

caus its dope shit

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

[langel2]

Wayner Butchfemme chart

[ammnontet]

the killer

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[elfstrogenized]

Okay don't laugh

*walks out hugging my fluffy tail and it's like 3x as big as me*

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[potatobugz]

Freaky

Creepy

[eebie]

gay pirates be like: OWO *notices your bilge*

[eebie]