backseat delegate

hi, i'm elliot! 30, UT, he/him or they/them. talk to me about guinea pigs and rhythm games PLEASE

[blond-shell]

[caldraws]

hey bi people

[pjackk]

Hey Stupid Fat Boy ! Go Insane On My Body

[pjackk]

USE YOUR BODY FOR CRAZY ON ME ‼️

[statters]

One of these days i might be competent enough to not get told i fucked something up at work lmao. Yet to be seen though. Something is just wrong with Me as a person i think. Oh well. There are better ppl than i am out there. Everyone can bug them instead of my stupid useless ass...

[dono-cho]

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[scarecrowbutch]

[yuriartillery]

I hate being aware that my frenzy meter is filling

[hairscare]

me and stevo talk about the commodification of alternative crowds

[statters]

my mood swings are like getting a tarp-sized heavy, soaking wet blanket thrown over my head and i'm over here saying and doing anything i can just to escape it

then i say and do stupid shit. i need to talk to my med manager abt switching one of my meds to a mood stabilizer lmfao

[charlesoberonn]

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

[charlesoberonn]

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

[charlesoberonn]

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

[hyperlexichypatia]

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

[blandandtasteless]

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

[redstonedust]

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

[androdragynous]

I wish we lived in a beautiful world where people did not use things for evil because I wish I could send gifts to people without knowing their address or asking them to doxx themselves. because like. for example sometimes i will be like oh that's a cute guinea pig plushie I wish I could send it to my guinea pig mutual who I've never spoken to or interacted with because I think they'd like it. but I can't do that without being like, hi, I'm a stranger on the internet you've never spoken to, tell me your home address, I want to mail you an object. I just want to be able to hand a box to the post office worker and be like, hello, this is for guineapigmutual, and they will nod and say yep we know exactly who that is and they will take it and mail it and I don't need to ever know the actual address or name or anything. unfortunately things cannot work like this but I can dream

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[computationalcalculator]

[roseworth]

interacting with your mutuals that you want to be friends with even though they only like your posts once every few weeks at best