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lifeinpoetry

I locked the door. I did not die. I did not die. I shaved my head. Until the horns I knew were there were visible.

— Tarfia Faizullah, from “100 Bells,” Registers of Illuminated Villages

frottinq

beautiful drawing I saw in the women's bathroom last night at the bar

dahlia-molinas

it must be so awkward to be one of dionysus's kids at camp halfblood like not only is ur father literally twelve feet away from you playing cards with chiron but he's a campus meme. he is forced to stay legally sober because ur grandpa is mad at him. he burns through 80 diet cokes a day. he regularly fake claims kids in order to bully them into getting him wine. he's just some insane little guy. and he's ur DAD

lipstickleatherdyke

automatic sliding doors are so butch. i am charmed and romanced by the experience of them every time. it just senses my presence and opens up..... like wow i am really being taken care of rn 😳

lipstickleatherdyke

automatic sliding doors see me in the grocery store with my silly little femme outfit on and say do you need any help with those groceries princess 💪😉

lipstickleatherdyke

femmes are getting it where we can in these trying times

bird-goddess

actually automatic doors are cringe because i cant open them for femmes. every time the machine takes this from me i want to bullcharge it. but alas, it would simply open, owning me severely...

lipstickleatherdyke

okay see this is the dialogue we SHOULD be having. fucked up, robots r stealing jobs from hardworking lesbians everywhere ...... it’s so sad, “like” if you agree

beardedmrbean

chromojoy

Trying to beat art block

maxschwartz

i apparently have only tormented twitter with timeskip venus shitposts, not tumblr. one day i’ll draw her in actual clothes but this keeps happening. she’s calling your dad

maxschwartz

hi babes. venus’ shirt is finally available again w/ the updated hand lettered text, plus I’m debuting a black text version for my goths and minimalists - grab them here

corpsebrigadier-deactivated2025

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."