Vent.

💕

[a-writers-insanity]

Re-blog if you can write in cursive.

I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.

[lesbomatriarchy]

y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

[softcore-revolutionary]

This is helpful for people with anxiety

[avinaris]

beep beep motherfucker

[cockatielcutie-deactivated20170]

finally some good news from this tic tac infested hellscape

[mellifluousbenthictones]

tic tac infested hellscape

[spaceprincess16]

Omg 😂

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[mothurs]

[p0lariss]

let me give u this reblog 

[stayoccupied-blog]

Me, a small town sheriff that just found evidence related to an unsolved murder from years ago: we're gonna have to crack open a cold one, boys

[miridai]

[gaystation-4]

celine dion didn’t drown for this

[hijerking]

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

[sonypraystation]

it aint gay if the xbox on!!!

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

[xueyangapologist]

i envy people who have dreams with clear rational plots like “i was on my favourite tv show for a day” my dreams are like i’m in a diner and i’m pregnant. i leave the diner and i’m in a forest watching the pregnant woman who is no longer me. she turns around and now we’re in a jeep and she’s my dad. we’re listening to music which is somehow numbers. he asks if i remember the time we went to pakistan and i say yeah because i do. i wake up and remember i’ve never been to pakistan in my life.

[localstarboy]

IM DONE “Probability” 😂😂

[ithelpstodream]

[daemonysh]

This is too much adorableness <3<3<3

[petermorwood]

I’ll reblog this every time I see it, because there’s something about burly beardy bikers giving help and companionship to a small hurt kitten that makes the world a little bit better.

[libramood-deactivated20170419]

me @ anxiety, anxiety @ depression, depression @ me 

[kvrmvstuff]

[margarit-ass]

Oh

[haramzada-deactivated20230629]

All sports are gay and I’ve been preaching this forever

[prettygirlwyattrussell]

fun fact: the media keeps trying to imply that diego costa (white jersey) bit gareth barry (blue jersey) out of some sort of hetero football-rage during the game but barry insists it wasn’t a bite which is apparently a hard concept for the football association to grasp cause they cant think of any other explaination for the above image lmao

[noccor]

That ain’t no bite

[elsajeni]

I think my favorite part of this gif is the third guy walking by in the background, who judging by his expression is pretty sure he’s just won the league-wide betting pool on when these dudes will finally break down and admit their love.

[surprisebitch]

romeo and juliet who? west side story who? come thru gareth and diego

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

every young republican looks like this and talks about how hot their step mom is

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]