hes

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[netlfix]

whats ET short for?

[netlfix]

because he’s got little legs

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BfTQTwtn4zw/

[adamsmasher]

i’m… amazed

[hsmderp-blog-blog]

[twitterlols]

[twitterlols]

brock turners neighbors are not playing at all

[prettyvixenavenue]

[daffodil-soup-deactivated201810]

walking in to a girls bedroom is literally like being invited to another realm by an angelic being… they’re literally an accumulation of everything that she likes and is; decorations, books, an outfit hanging over a chair for tomorrow, a bag in a corner spilling their lip-balm, a compact mirror and earphones; posters and train tickets stuck to a wall with bluetack or tape, the mess of her desk…

[trainedchimpanzee]

[harrysayingnympho]

thank u 1d for my life

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

[whattblackparadise]

metamorphic or igneous

[sunflowercocoa]

neither, dwayne the

[lesbianjennyholzer]

MOSTLY MEN SHOULD MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

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I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.

[skygenders]

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs zero dollars and zero cents to send me $30

[i-am-a-fish]

I have been made aware that this post has certain inaccurate claims in it. I am investigating the problems now and will make edits in the future, thank you all for pointing out the issue, my apologies.

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs $30 to send me $30

[michaelburnnham]

me: I need to listen to some new music

me @ me: listen to the greatest showman soundtrack again

[thornbreaker-deactivated2015090]

[420moshdad]

im getting this tattooed on my chest

[sami-ee-deactivated20170730]

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[antiblackness-archive]

[antiblackness-archive]

[lotrlocked]

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom