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[capesnjapes]

Anyway this happened when the Joker wore The Mask lol (and he only got out of the mask because Batman said those things lol...)

[noodles-and-tea]

:(

[does-not-have-milk]

probably one of the dumbest things i've ever made

[your-fave-ships-batjokes]

This can of Fanta >:]

This can of fanta ships batjokes 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[lonestatus]

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

[koshikakuri]

See what the future holds for you, Bruce.

[koshikakuri]

Ok time for the Black & White Batjokes Series.

[d0briy]

zamn

[nojuro]

[gogegg]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Here's my Batjokes Secret Santa gift for @stclown! Happy holidays and I hope you enjoy :D

https://archiveofourown.org/works/76402526

[stclown]

Secret Santa gift for @crossistent. Happy holidays, I hope this is to your liking :)

And thank you so much @bjsecretsanta for organizing!

[yaybatman]

Batman: The Long Halloween (1996)

[saremina]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The Prequel to Somewhere Between Love And Abuse is now done and up for you to read.

It works as a standalone and it takes place right after Jason's death, so it's angsty and has characters using Very Healthy Coping Mechanisms™️(namely psychological warfare and denial), but it will get a little better by the end so there's that.

It's been split in two parts for my sanity's sake, and the next part is already done and I'll post it for Christmas.

And so many thanks to @stclown for helping me out with this!!

[calledannabella]

the ears get longer every time I draw him

[business-as-usual-bats]

I’m 85% sure Batman has really really bad Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

[business-as-usual-bats]

Not, “keep things tidy” or “wash my hands until they bleed” but, like, his obsession with being Batman and fighting crime is driven by fear. The repeating thought of “if I don’t become this bat vigilante then people will die” is… irrational. But he doesn’t see it that way. He trains. He can’t not train. If he doesn’t then people die. He pushes himself to the brink of death, pushing himself beyond the limitations of his body because if he relents for just a moment people will die. It’ll be his fault. He needs to be out on the street every night. He needs to train every day.

Without people like Alfred, his obsession would’ve killed him within the first year. That’s not normal. He literally cannot stop himself from going out and fighting crime. He tried to stop being Batman before, but he always come back to it. He’s too afraid. He needs to be Batman. It’s all he thinks about.

By all means he should be dead. He’s basically insanely smart and lucky.

Thinking he’s personally responsible for the deaths in Gotham is his obsession. His compulsion is to train all the time and to go out every night to fight criminals.

Batman definitely has obsessive compulsive disorder.

[business-as-usual-bats]

Other examples of his irrational ways of thinking include

“I need to be miserable and alone.”

“Using a gun makes me as bad as the serial killers”

“Killing no matter the circumstance will turn me into someone like the Joker.”

[overlyobsessivefangirl]

In a DC Nation comic they put multiple hero’s sanctuary files, Batman being one of them, and at the bottom listed their diagnoses conditions.

[business-as-usual-bats]

Damn I’m good

[d0briy]

My au where Joker has cancer-

Cancer au

[canisa-ureus]

Golden