Steal The Vibe

Mal here. Haven't used tumblr in ages. But let's put myself back on the map. Taken by Witchcraft and madness.. Enjoy the ride.

[kosmogrl]

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I-

[vampiregirlestrogen]

mentally im always like that kitty on the beach looking out at the sea longingly

[vampiregirlestrogen]

like this

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When he said "you're like the guys i jack off to in porn"

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I would love to enjoy life but I'm literally rotting and falling apart right now

[yiffmaster]

I feel like witches are sedentary and wizards are migratory. A witch has a home, a cauldron, herbs, you go to them with your problem. A wizard wanders, disappears, shows up at inconvenient times to fix nothing. am i making sense

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Wizards have towers though

[arachnopus]

a wizard tower is more like a tome silo than a home, I think. they don't really live in it. they leave towers here and there as they wander.

if you're looking for a wizard, knocking on the door of its tower is definitely the worst way to find it

[yiffmaster]

you get it

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

With the holidays coming up this is everyone’s reminder to

Ask little kids if they’d like a hug first

If they say no, verbally affirm the reasonable shit you just heard. “You said you wouldn’t like a hug. We won’t hug.”

You don’t even have to redirect with a high five, even though that’s fine. Touching isn’t for everyone.

Do not say upsetting things like “where is my hug?” Clown, you don’t own hugs.

It is fine to model consent by placing boundaries on touch. “Let’s wash your hands before we cuddle.” “I’m leaving this couch if you continue to yeet your foot into my pregnant belly.” “that was fun but I’m going to take a break now.”

Touchy children are not inherently sweeter. Love languages exist at any age.

Some kids like touch but not eye contact. A hug from behind is a good one or “let’s close our eyes and squeeze really tight. Ready?”

I’m dead f*ing serious there are people who want your physical affection so badly but need you to modify your approach. Just like there are people who want to get into buildings but need ramps.

Don’t comment if a kid shows affection to another adult but not you. They’re weird like that but you don’t have to make it weirder.

[tabloidsores]

There is nothing that embodies all my favorite things in a character design more than

[tabloidsores]

I look at this guy and go “well he’s just going to cast spells huh”

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Welp.

She's at "lick the bag that was leftover from that time you did molly instead of eating first" Levels of not doing great.

[celebis-corpse]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[sandmandaddy69]

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my major worry around this time of year:

Who am i going to lose that's close to me? Like, who in my family is the next to go? Who do i love that won't make it to next year?

I've been afraid that the next one up is me.

It's hard to feel like i deserve success when there's a curse in my mind that when I achieve real happiness, I'll die?

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Well, i found out distant cousin is losing a leg and might lose both because of diabetes

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Definitely feeling overwhelmed that people are playing the, "how long until Mal asks for coke" game and someone knows that i know they're playing.

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Like this is the bad, people are testing me and playing a game on me kind of thought spiral

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Hmmmmm. Having the same Kind of anxiety that i normally have when I'm on acid.

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Like fuck. I haven't used c*ke in weeks and now i may be getting a sinus infection?