Steam Brownlight

Bad/dumb/funny stuff on Steam Community, particularly Greenlight and Workshop.   I had to donate $67.50 to the The Alfred Sloan Foundation for Unicycle Relief before I could post entries to this Tumblr.

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In "Island Chef" you play Chef Roger. As the larger than life chef you must manage and run your uncles failing restaurant. The goal of the game is to save this restaurant by making more money than your rival Chef Peron. 

Saving a restaurant sounds easy enough! Find and Harvest Food products, complete a daily menu, take recipes to make food, and then serve them to your customers it all in a days work in Island Chef.

Fucking exhilarating.

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Okay, this actually looks decent, but please for the love of god hire an artist.

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Projections is a game about reality and confusion, it poses the question of what is real and what is just your imagination. This concept is about a man's journey through a portion of his life without knowing what is real. People vanish before him, he imagines conversations, and he's not quite sure who he is. Embark on the journey of a madman, and enjoy the life in his mind with projections. 

This game would be produced in a 3D environment as a puzzle/adventure game. The graphics will not be done by me (I made the branding image), but rather by my friend who is a graphic designer. 

ALSO I NEED A GUY FOR LEVEL DESIGN, CODING AND SOUND

Thanks Shadsy.

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(thanks dickbutt_mcgee)

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"Thanks", Shadsy.

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You can count on Good Grinols Games to always bring you the best. We're bringing the definition of fun back to games.

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From the "Where Are They Now?" files, it looks like Mr. Slendy Man has succumbed to the nightmarish, faceless, blurred-debug-texted, astonishingly well-dressed grasp of Not Backing Your Shit Up.

Yes, sorry to those who looked foward to this, we had to let this game die when my laptop died. We lost all the code, the map, our models, everything. So the game is dead, I will remove this in about a week.-Hawk

Backuping was something that we wanted to do, but never got around to doing.

WHOOPSY DOODLE

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goty

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The saddest tagline! The worst understanding of what "8-bit" means! And it's not even a good Mario clone, either.

The games storyline is somewhat based on my own story. Our hero is this depressed and unemployed 32-year old guy, who hasn’t been able to get a job after finishing his exams one year ago. Our hero gets sucked into this happy, vivid and colorful 8-bit world where he has to overcome many obstacles to help him out of the status quo of unemployment and help him support his family. So this is a personal story that deals with some adult issues like unemployment and feeling inadequate. Combine that with a vivid and colorful pseudo 8-bit world and you get something very different.

This pretty much sums up my own story and I felt I had to do something about my own situation. To keep myself from going crazy from unemployment – I started programming 8-Bit Boy while looking for a job. So you might say that I also got sucked into this parallel gaming world of my own.

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good games

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The story starts when Kozak trying to return home, but something went wrong and fallen tree breaks his car. He is trying to sleep in the car, but evil starts to appear near him, so he grabs his shottie and go outside to fight bad guys. The only way he see is going through a castle.

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Q: The non-stop action of Serious Sam 3: BFE is great and all but I really wish I could replace my multiplayer character with oddly attractive teenage girls from my favorite anime, is that weird?

A: Yes, it is weird but also totally possible with Steam Workshop. By the time you read this I guarantee your request is already available.

Dammit Devolver Digital, stop doing my job!

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Fuzzie World plays like an old school NES/SNES game, with a top-down view of puzzling dungeons and obstacles involving towns, shops, mini-games, castles, caves, cutscenes, maps, keys, treasures, upgrades, items, and boss fights. Graphics, music, and gameplay are all 100% original indie goodness.

Fuzzie World began as comic/maze book (which will be included with the PC game) invented and illustrated by my sixth-grade self. Now it is a PC game that stays faithful and true to the original characters, concepts, and plot of the book.

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What is it? 

First of all – CUBME is an adventure game with a lot of puzzle (snow cubes) elements. It’s for everyone and includes 4 chapters with 5 levels in each and 4 extra bonus levels. 

Second – CUBME is the main character in a game about snow adventures. He is funny and loves snow.

Third – ’’CUBME’’ is a good way of spending your free time. It is positive for your mind – makes you think and do different puzzles. Game brings you huge amount of fun. It is full of surprises.

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Tiger never hunt in group neither Unit 77 Core, American commando group members. You are on a mission to destroy enemy targets and to eliminate their group members. You are a one man army and your aim is to take then down. The heat of combat awaits you and the war will show its true face.

wait what

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you can make great structures by putting cubes on any place in cubepark

it's easy to play, just by clicking, anybody can do it.

it's possible to set my region up as my own to prevent from being messed up by other player.

and it's possible to move onto other player's region directly.

there are some special cubes in cubepark. That's created by combining some other cubes.

Cubepark is MMO(Massively Multi-play Online) game.

if you register other player as a friend, you can construct anything together with your friends.

please visit home page right now.. and having fun !

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we are gathering verious funny and interesting ideas for Cubepark.

if you have any idea, then suggest us please. it'd be great help to us.

we're planning to support iphone to play together with PC players

and now we're trying to make it come true.

You can do anything at Zombo.com.