[sambuchito]

you know what? it’s going to be ok for me #happinessmaxing

[raqhaelia-deactivated20241212]

this changed it all

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[onefleshhalfend-deactivated2025]

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[illiteracyspaghetti]

[swampthing07]

[swampthing07]

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[thebluekid]

i feel so much better when no one knows where i am or what im doing

[templetv-deactivated20260211]

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[steamedfishwithgingerandscallion]

got asked to be a third at the lesbian bar. it was another bi girl and her crusty boyfriend 😞

[idlelizard]

shapely sugar bowl

[389]

Spiral orb webs showing some colours in the sunlight in a gorge in Karijini National Park, Western Australia, Australia

Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

[darkcomedies]

as much as i adore corvids if i was a bird i’d be a mourning dove easy

[darkcomedies]

check this out

[darkcomedies]

hrooo. hrooo. hrooo.