Zenyatta is here

Ask me anything and I'll reply with a sketch!

[beeperinobeep-deactivated202204]

“Your cure has cost us hundreds of lives! Your cure is faulty!”

“YoUr CUre HaS cOST uS HuNdREDs Of LiVeS! YOuR cUrE iS fAUlty!”

[steel-orb-run]

im lauighing

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

why genji have a little zenyatta on his crotch

[steel-orb-run]

why tho? 

[steel-orb-run]

H O L E E  SHIT

I forgot this account existed

im gonna revive it

[asphodelsia-deactivated20230424]

“your people have long amused me, midna. to defy the gods with such petty magic, only to be cast aside… how very pathetic. pathetic as they were, though, they served me well. their anguish was my nourishment. their hatred bled across the void and awakened me. i drew deep of it and grew strong again.” - ganondorf

[steel-orb-run]

AW YISS

[letthebonesspeak]

featured: sleepy kitten argues with me about getting up.

[teashoesandhair]

Featured: the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

[iamthelamp]

[offscreen voice] “hey.” cat: “wahhh?? waaah?” “what.” “wehhh…” “yeah I know. we’ve gotta get up.” “wehhhh!” “we’ve gotta get up.” “waahhhhh!” “we do!” “waa–”

[gamerspirit]

How to finish that last minute assignment

[leetakeuchi-blog]

[cjshark]

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

[targaryenwomenshoe-deactivated2]

And that’s how I finished my Bachelor project “on time”

[steel-orb-run]

OR JUST DO THE GODDAMN ASSIGNMENT OR TELL TEACHER YOU DIDN’T DO IT AND SUCK IT THE FUCK UP

[brovine-moved-deactivated201707]

some middle-aged old man: calls me sweetie, honey, sugar, baby while talking to me

me: 🔪🔪🔪

[rileyydailyy]

some nice lady: calls me sweetie, honey, sugar, baby while talking to me

me: 💖💖💖

[steel-orb-run]

so basically you hate men trying to be nice

yeah?

[heathyr]

My problem with a lot of dudes is the fact that their idea of conversation is automatically “let’s debate” when most of the time I just wanted to share ideas and get to know a person. I feel like they want to somehow “win” the conversation and I’m sitting there just like… I didn’t sign up for this debate class

[im-just-a-reaction]

women actually think that real life is their personal blog lmao.

[heathyr]

yeah lol it’s totally ridiculous to expect to be spoken to like an equal instead of being steamrolled by someone lol i’m so fucking silly aren’t i

[halfangs]

men actually think that real life is their high school debate class lmao

[steel-orb-run]

maybe cause women say a lot of dumb shit men disagree with?

[spanishta-deactivated20140608]

Perfect time to teach about Día de los muertos

[steel-orb-run]

DIA DE LOS MUERTOS IS ON MY BIRTHDAY

[quasi-normalcy]

I love the way that Star Trek fans just accept that Galaxy Quest is part of the film franchise.

[not-in-front-of-the-klingons]

Galaxy Quest is what i imagine people would be like if star trek suddenly became real tomorrow.

[frompawntoqueen]

Galaxy Quest was voted the 7th best Star Trek movie out of 13

[thesadchicken]

yes it is

[blackmelange]

I can’t find the OP right now cause I’m on mobile, but there’s a galaxy quest post floating around that says something like:

“Intelligence is knowing that Galaxy Quest is not a Star Trek movie. Wisdom is knowing Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie.”

And I think that says a lot about the Star Trek fandom, really.

[steel-orb-run]

this though

[xchickengirlx]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

“He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”

[homiu-l]

( -__-) (◉□◉ )

[steel-orb-run]

I love this post

[istanbul1997-deactivated2016031]

things I’ve learned to say to boys: -you’re not funny -don’t talk to me like I’m dumb -I probably know more about this than you do -don’t fucking talk about her like that -I’m not comfortable with this -I don’t owe you anything -you just repeated exactly what I said -no

[ititledit]

Still learning but getting there

[steel-orb-run]

things i’ve learned to say to girls

-SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS BOYS BULLSHIT

-SRSLY 

-ITS NOT JUST MEN WHO DO THIS 

[moruboru]

what the fuck are they talking about lmAO 

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

Literally the only one that’s has a leg to stand on is Symmetra (ignoring the fact that white makeup is de rigeur for vampire costumes and that she retains her definitely not white facial features)

Because the other two ALREADY WEAR MASKS

and pharah’s skin is LITERALLY just her regular skin colorized purple (including luminosity and level of contrast with her hair)

[steel-orb-run]

omg who cares

its a fucking game

get over yourselves

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

[steel-orb-run]

I feel like I just went back in time *doctor who theme plays*

[clxcool-deactivated20181215]

Artwork for Hotel Transylvania the series has been unleashed. 

[steel-orb-run]

I can smell the cheap tweens and stock sounds from here

[visually-enjoyable]

[nonespark-blog]

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

[steel-orb-run]

HE”S THE REAL RAYOMZ

[refinery29]

We are reaching high danger level as reports that Disney is really considering a script where Mulan is saved by a white guy have been confirmed

Actor Joel de la Fuente from The Man in the High Castle has supported the blogger’s claim that the script is real and was considered, tweeting, “I can back you up on what you’re saying. I confirm everything you said about that draft.” Here are some of the offensive elements in the confirmed-authentic script.

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[steel-orb-run]

As much as I hate to involve myself in this race bullshit.  YOU CAN’T MAKE LI SHANG A CAUCASIAN!